Go to the dog?

From Reddit Choose Your Own Adventure

you head toward the dog. you stop two feet from it and begin to try to let it smell your hand. the dog screams a scream that reminds you of a dying troll beast. the dog opens his mouth and tentacles come flying out and grab your face. you scream and:

You hit the dog in the face

You give up and fall to the ground

You start to sing a song