You start to sing a song
From Reddit Choose Your Own Adventure
You feel the tentacle thrashing against your face, but for some reason this does not alarm you. Instead, you are reminded of a beautiful song.
You sing the song in a deep, almost monotone voice:
"Don't cry little child you'll be okay"
"Daddy's going to buy you a puppy today"
"when that puppy sees you weak"
"He will try to lick your face"
You pause for a while. The song feels strange leaving your throat. You realize the tentacles are no longer on your face. The dog is wagging its tail, it looks at you waiting for a command. You smile.
"Hunter" you say his name, he gets even happier. "I've missed you"
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