Walk down the staircase
From Reddit Choose Your Own Adventure
You walk down the stairs and look at the corpse of the beautiful girl. With a tear in your eye you realise you will be alone forever.
Also you have lymphoma.
You are so depressed, you sit down, unwilling to continue living. Slowly you die of starvation next to the rotting corpse of the girl, and take comfort in the fact that your bodies will decompose together until you are nothing but dirt. You Died
