Interrogate her harshly
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"Where am I?" You yell rudely. "I want answers! ANSWERS! Is this some kind of deranged prank? Tell me now!" You continue shouting, feeling as if you've gone over the brink of insanity. She responds by giving you a rather hard and sobering slap to the face. | "Where am I?" You yell rudely. "I want answers! ANSWERS! Is this some kind of deranged prank? Tell me now!" You continue shouting, feeling as if you've gone over the brink of insanity. She responds by giving you a rather hard and sobering slap to the face. | ||
| - | "That was very rude and uncalled for." The mysterious | + | "That was very rude and uncalled for." The mysterious woman says. "In fact, show's over, we can do better." |
| - | Before you can protest, you hear her yell "next" and you find yourself | + | Before you can protest, you hear her yell "next" and you find yourself suddenly hurled east towards the ocean over land and dunes. As you tumble though the air you hear thousands of voices screaming "'''down-voted!'''" Whatever that means. |
| - | You | + | You land with a great splash in the surf and a group of cats yelling nonsensical phrases immediately surrounds you, proceeding to nibble your body, starting from the lower torso. |
| - | ''I guess politeness matters more than I thought...'' You think to yourself as a | + | ''I guess politeness matters more than I thought...'' You think to yourself as a cat finally nibbles your chest, severing your heart and ending your painful last moments. |
| - | [[The_Reddit_Adventure|Play again?]] | + | |
| + | '''***You have died***''' | ||
| + | <br>[[The_Reddit_Adventure|Play again?]] | ||
Current revision as of 01:32, 11 February 2011
"Where am I?" You yell rudely. "I want answers! ANSWERS! Is this some kind of deranged prank? Tell me now!" You continue shouting, feeling as if you've gone over the brink of insanity. She responds by giving you a rather hard and sobering slap to the face.
"That was very rude and uncalled for." The mysterious woman says. "In fact, show's over, we can do better."
Before you can protest, you hear her yell "next" and you find yourself suddenly hurled east towards the ocean over land and dunes. As you tumble though the air you hear thousands of voices screaming "down-voted!" Whatever that means.
You land with a great splash in the surf and a group of cats yelling nonsensical phrases immediately surrounds you, proceeding to nibble your body, starting from the lower torso.
I guess politeness matters more than I thought... You think to yourself as a cat finally nibbles your chest, severing your heart and ending your painful last moments.
***You have died***
Play again?
