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{{Infobox Individual|
character journal=[http://livejournal.com/slasherofprices/ slasherofprices.livejournal.com] |
individual name=Simon Skinner|
image=[[Image:Skinnerwikipic.png]] |
race=Human |
home planet=Earth |
home era=March 20, 1950 (birth) - March 15, 2013 (death) |
affiliated with=[[His_sarah_jane| Sarah Jane Smith]]|
writer=[[User:Kleptomarnie| Frankie]] |}}

==Canon==
Simon Skinner is a character from the film ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Fuzz Hot Fuzz]'', written by Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg. He is played by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dalton Timothy Dalton].

''Hot Fuzz'' concerns London police officer Nicholas Angel, exiled to sleepy country village Sandford as a result of his hard work, which has made everyone else in the London police service look bad. Sandford is seemingly free of crime, though the accident rate is high. Sergeant Angel soon suspects these accidents are, in fact, murders. His initial suspect is smarmy supermarket manager Simon Skinner. He soon discovers that the true perpetrators are is a watchdog group called the Neighborhood Watch Alliance, of which Skinner is a member.

==Character==
Naturally, as Simon Skinner is a secondary character in his canon, most of his backstory is made up by me.

===Backstory===
Herein is backstory.

===Personality===
He were a prickly customer, weren't he?

==RP History==

===Milliways Bar===
Simon Skinner entered [http://community.livejournal.com/milliways_bar/| Milliways Bar] on June 18, 2007. His closest friend (for a given definition of "friend")in the bar is [http://weeper-of-blood.livejournal.com/profile| Le Chiffre]. There may or may not be UST between them. There is no UST between Simon Skinner and [http://ana-pascal.livejournal.com/profile| Ana Pascal], because they done secks. Whether this progresses into something more than a casual sex relationship between Ana Pascal and a 37 year old Simon Skinner has yet to be seen. She didn't seem too trusting of his 56-year-old-self when he was in the bar...

===Mixed Muses===

====Appearances by 37-year-old Skinner====
A 37-year-old Simon Skinner toting an axe dripping with his father's blood entered a theoretical Milliways Bar and commenced to [http://community.livejournal.com/mixed_muses/124076.html?thread=8765612#t8765612| terrorize] [http://notanarc.livejournal.com/profile/ John Byers]. John Byers later had his mind fucked by a 56-year-old Skinner who had no idea who he was, then again with the return of the 37-year-old Skinner, and then [http://community.livejournal.com/mixed_muses/128758.html?thread=9052662#t9052662| ultimately] by James Bond. John Byers has arguably sustained his dignity and sanity through the ordeal.

====Post Death====
A post-death Simon Skinner was brought into a theoretical Millways Bar, where he met a ''Sarah Jane Adventures''-era Sarah Jane Smith. They done have secks. Then, they fell in love. As for Alan Jackson--well, he can't quite compete with a man who looks like Timothy Dalton.