New Gwenson

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-	New Gwenson is a city in Bangladesh with over 5000 inhabitants. It was once subject to an incident in the 1920's when the mayor John Okewa arrested a atheist for being an atheist. This story was covered by the Zitwong Harold saying that "John Okewa should be proud of himself for arresting a worthless scumbag.	+	'''New Gwenson''' is a city <s>in Bangladesh</s> on the bottom of the ocean off Tuvalu that is hated and discriminated by all throughout [[RationalWiki]], except for a few freedom fighters, many of whom are blocked.
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		+	It is famous for the production of [[goat]]s' cheese sausages which are also its major export. Unfortunately it is presently plagued with vicious man-eating [[Long-eared jerboa]]s which are also decimating the goat population and causing a run on the currency - the Gwenson.
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		+	As the Jerboas live on low-lying plains barely about sea-level, the government has decided to burn vast amounts of fossil fuels an an effort to raise global temperatures, melt Antarctica, raise global sea-levels and flood out the little pests.  There has been some debate about whether this is an ethical procedure.
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Current revision as of 01:41, 31 December 2007

New Gwenson is a city in Bangladesh on the bottom of the ocean off Tuvalu that is hated and discriminated by all throughout RationalWiki, except for a few freedom fighters, many of whom are blocked.

It is famous for the production of goats' cheese sausages which are also its major export. Unfortunately it is presently plagued with vicious man-eating Long-eared jerboas which are also decimating the goat population and causing a run on the currency - the Gwenson.

As the Jerboas live on low-lying plains barely about sea-level, the government has decided to burn vast amounts of fossil fuels an an effort to raise global temperatures, melt Antarctica, raise global sea-levels and flood out the little pests. There has been some debate about whether this is an ethical procedure.