STRONGARM

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STRONGARM (born September 8th 1976) is a former Text/Audio battler and is currently a Text Open Mic celebrity.

Biography

Basically it all started with this big bad ass dude named STRONGUS ARMUS being born like back in the Gladitor days. He had teh most awesome, super powered Goatee ever created.. and it shot rockets and bullets too. Oh.. and it had night vision AND a laser scope AND invisibility.. but only when he Shaved it. STRONGUS ARMUS was the 1st general of the infamous L E G I O N, a group of psychotic, murderous soldiers sworn to mass destruction. Although most believe they were all split personalities of STRONGUS ARMUS.

Anyways.. STRONGUS ARMUS eventually conquered all of Rome and California aided by the power of his mighty thorn covered-Swiss-army-knife-level-of-cool Goatee. After that, throughout time he continued to conquer more and more lands. Some of these include Rome, China and possibly the North Pole. That's where he fought the dreaded Fat Red Devil and his evil army of flesh eating Reindeer.

Many tales have been told about STRONGUS ARMUS and his Goatee of awesome magnitude.

Eventually STRONGUS ARMUS settled down to live a normal life, amongst the mortals. STRONGUS ARMUS began writing about his numerous adventures. Remembering most, making up the rest. He documented these great deeds in the Holy Land known as "RapFlava.com". There he became known as STRONGARM - The Definition Of Raw.

Known Aliases

• -Mr. A-gNorTs-
• ..ROb HuRRy..
• BARON SAMEDI
• TwO eLEvEN
• 12th Monkey
• Dingo Smiles
• :PSYchO SQuiRReL:

Known Affliations

• L E G I O N
• GOD SQUAD

Text/Audio Battle Record

• Overall Battle Record: W.65 L.12 KO's.52
  • Text: W.63 L.10 KO's.51
  • Audio: W.2 L.2 KO's.1

Awards And Achievements

Top Honors

• 2006 RapFlava Hall Of Fame Inductee
• 2006 RapFlava Text Emcee Of The Year

Open Mic

• 2006 RapFlava Golden Pen Award : Best Open Mic Textcee
• 2006 RapFlava Open Mic Award : Most Creative
• 2006 RapFlava Open Mic Of The Year "COMMUNION" - GOD SQUAD

Text Battling

• 2 Time RapFlava Heavyweight Text Champion
• 2004 RapFlava Textcee Of The Month (June)
• 2004 RapFlava Battle Of The Year (Vs. EX)

General Awards

• 2006 RapFlava Thread Of The Year "Q And A Wit STRONGARM"
• 2006 RapFlava Mr. Helpful Award

MAFIA Game Stats

• Wins: 4 (The Lunatic Asylum, X-Men & Harry Potter) Shared Win: (Heroes)
• Role Type: 2 Townie (The Lunatic Asylum & X-Men) 1 Mafia (Harry Potter) 1 Anarchist/Side Scum Faction (Heroes)
• Made It To The End: 2 (The Lunatic Asylum & Harry Potter)
• Losses: 0
• Times Lynched: 0
• Draw: 1 (Battle For Territory)
• MVP: 1 (Harry Potter)

Memorable MAFIA Quote

"I wanna ass rape the entire town..!" - STRONGARM

Trivia

• Known for his dope, gory Open Mics and his legendary 280+ page "Q and A Wit STRONGARM" thread.
• Oldest member on RF (31 Years Old).
• Samoan/Irish mix of badassery and using a lot of "...!"'s and CAPITAL LETTERS.
• Usually (always) has avatars of somebody getting ripped apart or shit on, etc.
• Rumored to have killed a Bear "Bare Handed" and to have stomped a Puma in "Puma Shoes".

STRONGARM In His Spare Time

External Links

• THE MORGUE (A Collection Of Audio And Text Pieces From STRONGARM)
• STRONGARMgankedU (SoundClick Page)
• RapFlavaDetox.com