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Cream of Prostitute Soup

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One of the most delicious foods in existence. Many claim that the soup is always best with fresh prostitutes you've killed yourself. For the less homicidal, there's Crapstorm's canned Cream of Prostitute, a delicious alternative.

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JanusCo. was rumored to be working on creating a "Hooker Head Stew", but the project was scrapped after every batch was found to be contaminated with semen.

Recipe

No one is quite sure how to make the soup: It is said the knowledge will come to you when you truly need it. Many swear they taste nutmeg, though.

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