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David Bowie
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And God now knew how to rock, and so he tried to rock, but his roll ended to be a [[Epic fail]], and he rocked like a wet sponge. There was no hamonius music like his lord Bowies, but rather one big bang of sound, thusly the Big Bang, creating the universe. He was pissed, but impressed on how much God sucked, he did something good. So Bowie struck a deal with God, in that He played, and God just took the credit. And so did Bowie play, and so did life boon in the universe. If a evolutinary process was needed, the Bowie changed his style, like the musical divine chamelion lord he was. And so, humanity was created. IN the mid 1960's, Bowie decided to supress his powers, and come down to the eart to spead his music without affecting evolution, survival, and the microwave. | And God now knew how to rock, and so he tried to rock, but his roll ended to be a [[Epic fail]], and he rocked like a wet sponge. There was no hamonius music like his lord Bowies, but rather one big bang of sound, thusly the Big Bang, creating the universe. He was pissed, but impressed on how much God sucked, he did something good. So Bowie struck a deal with God, in that He played, and God just took the credit. And so did Bowie play, and so did life boon in the universe. If a evolutinary process was needed, the Bowie changed his style, like the musical divine chamelion lord he was. And so, humanity was created. IN the mid 1960's, Bowie decided to supress his powers, and come down to the eart to spead his music without affecting evolution, survival, and the microwave. | ||
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Revision as of 02:42, 31 October 2006
David Bowie is the higest deity of Random Ramblings, He is the one who watches over us, He is the one who protects us from harm. He is the one who sings good songs. He, is David Bowie. Within the RR Deieity Hierachy, David Bowie is the 1st god, with Worf, Longcat, Chaos, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Janus and Mr. T as the lessers.
Legacy of Bowie
Bowie was a singer of songs of godly trancendence. His carrer started before mortal ears were born, with his mighty songs of lore and divine power, creating the cosmos. He then felt like laying low and letting God do the work, but he could not. He was inferior to the mighty Bowie, so Bowie then had the following coversation within the CosmosIRC:
(God has joined the Channel)
God: You here Bowie?
Bowie: Yes God, what is it my lesser friend?
God: I cannot create the rest of the universe, I cannot rock like you!
Bowie: Then I will teach you Oh one who cannot rock like me.
Bowie starts traing god on how to rock
God learns how to rock!
God: Thanks Bowie!
(God has left the channel)
And God now knew how to rock, and so he tried to rock, but his roll ended to be a Epic fail, and he rocked like a wet sponge. There was no hamonius music like his lord Bowies, but rather one big bang of sound, thusly the Big Bang, creating the universe. He was pissed, but impressed on how much God sucked, he did something good. So Bowie struck a deal with God, in that He played, and God just took the credit. And so did Bowie play, and so did life boon in the universe. If a evolutinary process was needed, the Bowie changed his style, like the musical divine chamelion lord he was. And so, humanity was created. IN the mid 1960's, Bowie decided to supress his powers, and come down to the eart to spead his music without affecting evolution, survival, and the microwave.
This article is still under construction. HANDS OFF, BITCH.| Deities of RR |
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David Bowie • Worf • Longcat • Flying Spaghetti Monster • Mr. T • Janus |
