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Poppington is afraid of munsters and robuts what gonna et him up.

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How to portect yourself

Let's start with munsters. This accounts for everything from Alieums to Zumbies.

Alieums: These have long sausage heads. How do you defeat sausages? With a knife, you can cut them into thin lunchmeat slice heads. These also have tails. How do you defeat things with tails? By giving them a baby. Babies yank the crap out of tails. Just hand them a baby with a knife and you're gold.

Blob, the: This will absorb you. Try to wear gloves so it can't absorb you. If you don't have gloves you can just pull out your handy dandy liquid nitrogen bomb. Gloves are easier to find.

Christine: This car is like possessed by the devil or something. Maybe spray it with water so it will rust. I hear blood is like 90% water so you can just push your friend into her.

Damn Snakes: Why did it have to be snakes? There isn't any stopping these probably just make peace with christ and take your own life.

Elves: These are creepier than anything, but they're totally short and white. Just hide the little crackers' weapons on the top shelf. Be careful, lest they bite you and you become one of them.

Farms Not the ordinary farms, farms that are also one giant munster. Be careful of their horrible corn fields. Luckily they can't move beyond the indian burial grounds they were built on, so you can just burn them to the ground from a distance.