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| - | Janus | + | Janus is, in non-intarweb reality, a poor Mainah college student, living in a well furnished cave in a section of woods just within range of his school's wireless signal, allowing him to connect to the internets. He can often be seen hunting small animals for food and clothing, and as winter nears, gathering wood and syphoning gas from cars in a nearby dorm parking lot. |
His large, six foot four body and wild mane of hair have occasionally led him to be mistaken as Bigfoot. | His large, six foot four body and wild mane of hair have occasionally led him to be mistaken as Bigfoot. | ||
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Janus
His full title is "Lord Janus," but thanks to a hazzy and ill-defined past, it is not known what, exactly, he is lord of. He joined the Kingdom of Loathing on Christmas Eve of 2004, and later joined the forums on the second of the following February. He didn't make his entrance into random Ramblings for another month or so, but thanks to the infamous Kenny 4 Prez thread, he soon made an equally infamous name for himself.
To this day, Janus still hang around RR, terrorizing newcomers and veterans alike.
The Man Behind the Mask
Janus is, in non-intarweb reality, a poor Mainah college student, living in a well furnished cave in a section of woods just within range of his school's wireless signal, allowing him to connect to the internets. He can often be seen hunting small animals for food and clothing, and as winter nears, gathering wood and syphoning gas from cars in a nearby dorm parking lot.
His large, six foot four body and wild mane of hair have occasionally led him to be mistaken as Bigfoot.
Exploits and Habbits
Janus is rarely seen without his sword/s and fedora, and is widely considered a psychotic madman. He prefers to think of it as a healthy obsession with "seeing people go 'splat'" however, and ignores the accusations of those around him.
In recent months, he has taken up the habbit of satisfying his nether-regions by "secksing people in the head." Otherwise known as "skullfucking," this habbit is scorned, and feared, by many.
