Bruce Springsteen
From Randompmirror
“IT'S BOSS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! ”
- ~ {{#if:|[[{{{2}}}]]|}}-Bruce Springsteen
“Cows like us, Kanye, we were born to run! ”
- ~ {{#if:|[[{{{2}}}]]|}}-Bruce Springsteen (again)
Bruce Springsteen (1000 B.C.-) is the dictator of much of the world, including all of Arfica. He tortures them, starves them and makes them pay loads of unnecessary taxes. He was born in 1000 B.C. to Adolf Hitler and Nancy Pelosi.
Early Life
Springsteen ate candy and got fat.
Later Life
He was the dictator worse than that other stupid dictator.