Ellie and Elliot

From Randomness

They live in an imaginary place called noobland. They favourite hollyday is Noobmas. In noobmas, people from noobland celebrate the 12 days when Elliot and Ellie where in prission. Ellie and Elliot don't have a house. Their house is allwais full pf old pans, broken bricks, empty bottles, bootleg DS, N64, and teletubies. Ellie and Elliot uses bootleg mac os. They sleep in carboard boxes in a tree. They aren't friends nor boyfriends, they are noobfriends XD. They are 12 years old but they are still on first grade, don't ask why. When they are walking in the roof of a building and they come out of the edge, they don't fall because they are too silly that they don't know the gravity laws. For cheesoween, they use desent clothes (in noobland, decent clothes are prision suits, cloun clothes, beggar clothes, ballete dresses (for boys only, XD), etc...) and they go from house to house yelling "Trick or chees". They have to fill they onions whith rotten grapes, cheese, screws, used bublegum and if they are luchy, egg shells. All that is used as glue, but Ellie and Elliot are too idiots that they eat the glue.

Now, I will make a little biography of Ellie and Elliot.

Elliot (1994 - now)

Elliot was found inside a burger in a trashcan. They real parents putted him in adoption after they die coocking icecream (they putted a box whith icecream in the microwave oven and they magically disapear. They only leave a note saiing " You are dead). He was adopted by a familly of monkeys, but he left them when he got loose in the suppermarket (he was mistaken as a potatoe and bought by a theif). He lived inside a keg before Ellie found him and took him home.

Ellie (1994 - now)

Ellie was found inside a letuce. Her real parents are unknown people. She was adopted too, but this time by a family of rocks. She left them when she tried to fly junping from a building of 40 floors. She didn't know about the gravity laws and that if you jump from a building you will die, so she didn't died. Then, she got lost and started to cry. When she stopped criing, she found an litle old house lost in the woods. It allso had a tree ...(here the storie gets bored, so let's continue to the non-bored part)... Then, while she was runing from the vampire windmills, beggars, minotaurs, supermarket carts and a mad scientist, she found Elliot. He had a pan on his head, he was inside his keg. Ellie telled Elliot if he whanted to go to live whith her in her house. he acepted and now he live happy (if you can call happy to burh the whole house twice a week, to take destrow a wall using a truck, etc).