Awful Fanfiction/Sonic The Hedgehog/Amy Rose's Big Butt Adventure

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Games » Sonic the Hedgehog Rated: M, English, Supernatural & Suspense, Amy, Shadow, Silver, Sonic, Words: 38k+, Favs: 26, Follows: 18, Published: Nov 27, 2010 Updated: Jul 22, 2014 161 Chapter 1 Amy Rose's Big Butt Farting

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I swear, if I actually get to one hundred chapters with this crap, then... dramatically read it. Hell, even if it doesn't, dramatically read it anyway. Dramatically read any of my friggin' stories, I need my daily dose of lulz, you know! And yeah, I added another Amy Rose fart thing to the Internet... butt (lolpun) it's somewhat different. No, it doesn't involve Amy being fat or in her underwear, or naked. I'm not that sick, y'know. Just... read and enjoy. And I couldn't come up with a better title, so sue me.

Disclaimer: Everything belongs to SEGA and Sonic Team.

Amy Rose sighed as she was in a hotel room, having spending the day there as she was resting from chasing Sonic. Looking from the window, being twenty stories above the city streets, Amy sighed as she looked at herself in the mirror, seeing how fat she appeared to be.

"I wonder... maybe I ought to get this old red dress off." Amy told herself as she went towards the closet nearby, strupping off her red dress, leaving herself in nothing but her white underwear. She folded her arms as she pondered deeply. "There we go. Now... what should I put on... hmm... how about... uhhh..."

Amy thought for a few moments as she thought, then she got an idea, snapping her fingers as she smiled. Of course!" She jumped right into the closet, getting out a white shirt with blue collars on all ends, smiling as she noticed how great it looked on her. "Now I need something to cover my butt..." She went back in and pulled out red shorts, placing it on. Looking at her butt, Amy frowned, noticing how flat she appeared.

"Damn... these shorts don't fit me at all..." Amy shrugged as she tossed the shorts off, going back into the closet and pulling out some brand new blue jeans. "Hmm... would this look good?"

Just as Amy was about to place the shorts on, Silver The Hedgehog came crashing through the door, landing on his face. Amy gawked as Silver looked up, panting as he stood up and cleaned himself.

"Sorry about my rash entrance, Amy... but you're going to be in terrible danger!" Silver exclaimed as he pointed at Amy, sweatdropping nervously. "I'm here to warn you about the danger of those pants! You should really consider about yourself in this deadly situation!"

Amy glanced at Silver, then at the blue jeans, and then back at Silver, sticking her tongue out at him as she shook her had. "Please, Silver. I'll be fine, don't worry!" She then pushed Silver out of the room, placing the door back up as she walked back to the mirror. "Now then... let's see these babies warm up!"

Amy placed the blue jean on her. Amy folded her arms as she looked at her butt, which still appeared flat. Amy sighed as she shook her head, closing her eyes.

"Oh well... I guess my butt simply isn't that grand..." Amy admitted as she shrugged, "Oh, what I would give for my butt to be big and smooth..."

Suddenly, Amy farted a cute little poot, of which was magical, as it suddenly caused Amy's butt to become large and sexy. Amy gasped in shock as she rubbed her butt, feeling how huge and smooth it was. Amy looked down, to see that her waist slightly extended, to accompany the big butt. Amy squealed with delight as she was satisfied.

"Excellent! All I needed was to toot, and I got my wish come true!" Amy squealed with delight, rubbing her big butt that was enclosed in her sexy blue jeans with both of her hands, giggling. "I don't know how this could get any better!"

Amy's stomach growled as a tiny squeak came out of Amy's butt. Amy blinked as she giggled, before letting out a powerful gas blast that blew a hole in the wall. Her fart as loud as a tuba, Amy gawked as her eyes widened from the shock, blushing in embarrassment as her butt now felt a bit damp, a somewhat wet spot appearing at the back of her blue jeans.

"Oh no... it's going to be one of those days..." Amy groaned as she shook her head in disappointment.

Sonic ran past the tall standing buildings as they exploded after he past them. Dr. Eggman was chasing the blue humanoid heroic hedgehog yet again, blasting down the buildings with his missiles from his Egg Pod as he chased Sonic. Sonic turned around and stuck his tongue at Eggman as he slapped his ass and zipped off, heading well towards the western direction. Dr. Eggman growled as he pounded his hands on his control panel several times.

"Damn it, damn it! I almost had him, I did!" Dr. Eggman lampshaded as he scratched his head, thinking to himself. "No matter. I'll simply make my Egg Pod faster than usual, and have Orbot and Cubot scrub up the back. Then I'll show Sonic! Oh ho ho ho ho!"

Dr. Eggman then turned around and headed northward, floating over the destroyed city buildings, as back to Sonic, the blue hedgehog was at the edge of Station Square. Looking down below to se the ocean, Sonic whistled as he wrapped his hands behind his head.

"Well, I don't think baldy mcnose hair will bother me now," Sonic stated as he shrugged, "Maybe I'll go see Amy." And without a second thought, he took off to find Amy.

Meanwhile, back in the hotel, Amy was wondering about what to do with the hole in the wall she created with her fart. On one point, Amy was still getting pleasure from rubbing her big, smooth butt with her hands, as it was nicely sealed inside the blue jeans, but on the other hand, Amy kept churning out big, loud juicy farts like a tank shooting missiles.

"Good God, if I knew having a big butt would make me gassy again, I would have just stuck with the shorts," Amy admitted as she frowned, starting to blush as she admitted, "Although..."

Amy's next fart was so huge, it made the damp spot at the back of Amy's blue jeans to become even damper as the door fell down again, this time in the hallway instead of in the room. Amy gawked as she turned around, letting out another raunchy poot as Shadow The Hedgehog walked by, looking at the fallen door and then at Amy.

"...You know, you could have simply stuck with the dress," Shadow admitted as he then went to proceeding the fourth wall by looking at you, the reader. "Just imagine how may people are going to start drawing Amy Rose farting in blue jeans thanks to this damn fanfic."

Amy screamed in horror as she waved her hands frantically, shouting out, "N-no! That could be the worst case scenario! Why would they want to draw me like this?" Her butt let out five more farts, each of them louder and nastier than the last.

Shadow smirked as he snarkly replied, "Humph. Why knows. Maybe you'll be lucky and have this fanfic dramatically read."

"THAT'S THE LAST THING I WANT TO HAPPEN!" Amy shouted as she tackled Shadow onto the hallway floor, crushing his face with her big butt as she let out more nasty, earth shattering farts, much to Shadow's displeasure, who tried to get Amy off, but was unsuccessful.

Amy Rose was still in her room, still rubbing her smooth, big butt inside her nice tight blue jeans as she kept farting loudly away. Although slightly blushing from the embarrassment of how loud her farts were, Amy was more concerned of what she might do if she continued.

"Ugh... I knocked down the door, and I blasted a hole in the wall..." Amy bemoaned herself as she sighed, letting out a long deep pitched fart that sounded like a foghorn, "I just hope that I won't shit myself..."

Suddenly, much to Amy's shock, a human repairman came right into her room, startling Amy, who farted a high pitched squeak. "Hey, are you Amy Rose?"

Amy froze as another fart escaped from her big gassy butt, prompting her to calm down as she waved her hands, letting out a rough poot. "...Yes. What seems to be the problem, ehehehe?" She groaned as she placed her hands behind her back, her big butt pooting a damp one.

The repairman glanced oddly at Amy as he adjusted his glasses, replying to her, "You see, Ms. Rose, we seem to have complaints about loud noises coming from this floor. Do you know what it is?"

Amy started laughing as she simply waved at the repairman, not loud enough to cover her loud fart. "Don't worry, sir! I'm sure it'll whimper down, whatever it is!" Although she continued laughing, Amy felt like crying from the inside as she watched the repairman leave, letting out a loud fart she held in for twelve seconds. Amy then started rubbing her butt with both her hands as another tuba-like fart echoed out. "Oh... the things I do for love."

Just outside the hotel, Sonic zipped right in front of it, looking up and grinning as he rubbed his chin, "Yep, this is the place. I'm positive that Amy is here."

Just as Sonic was about to enter, Silver the Hedgehog came running out, bumping into Sonic, causing both hedgehogs to fall on their backside. Sonic got up and dusted himself as Silver panicked, holding onto his long, silver hair.

"Cripes! Sorry, Sonic, but I got no time to chat!" Silver apologized to Sonic as he dashed off towards the western direction, "Vector's gonna kill me if I'm late!"

Sonic scratched his head as he shrugged, muttering, "Well, no loss on my bones." He then went into the hotel to find Amy, not expecting her to fart again.

Amy sighed as she was still rubbing her butt, not letting her loud, smelly farts intrude her from feeling how great her big butt in her tight blue jeans felt. "On the bright side, my butt is big and smooth, just like I wanted it." She sighed as she closed her eyes briefly, shaking her head as she let out three loud farts in one go. "On the other hand... my butt is erupting farts like a damn volcano." She farted another time, loud enough to... why do I bother describing these to you? You already probably have a boner.

Sonic suddenly rushed right into the room, startling Amy, who fell on her butt, farting so loud in shock as she made another hole through the floor, her butt sticking in the ceiling of the room below, farting away as it not only stunk the room, but caused it to collapse on itself. Amy gawked as Sonic witnessed this, both of the humanoid hedgehogs hearing the cries of the people in the below room.

"So I take it that you have another farting problem, huh?" Sonic stated as he chuckled, shrugging as he shook his head. "Oh Ames... you really need to control your bowels."

Amy waved her hands back at Sonic, flustering as she started farting every time she spoke. "No, Sonic, I didn't even have any chilli dog or anything today! I just wished for my butt to get big and smooth, and suddenly I'm farting all over the place! It's like I'm Belle!"

Sonic scratched his head, pointing at Amy as he asked, "Wait a minute, you know that girl from Isshu?"

Amy folded her arms as she let out an earth wrenching poot. "Yeah, I do. Just because I don't travel as much as you do, doesn't mean I can't go to exotic places." She turned her head and closed her eyes as another raunchy fart proved her statement true.

Sonic rolled his eyes, patting Amy on the head. "Well, why don't you go for a walk? Maybe that'll make the poots stop, eh?"

Amy trembled with fright to even consider that, getting up and shaking Sonic as she farted frantically. "I just can't do that, Sonic! It's bad enough I'm farting as it is in here, but what if the entire city gets blown to bits?"

Sonic laughed as he pulled away from Amy, shaking his right hand as he replied, "Don't worry about it! Just ignore everyone else, and you'll be fine! I mean, look at me! I'm completely fine and-" He then looked at his stopwatch, exclaiming in shock, "Look at the time! I gotta get out of here!" He then hugged Amy and kissed her on the cheek as he patted her butt, chuckling as Amy farted in response. "Just take care out there, Ames." And with that, the blue hedgehog jumped right out of the hole in Amy's room, spin dashing back to the ground.

Amy thought about heading out as she sat down on her bed, her farts making the bed covers smelly beyond all belief. "Well... I could use some exercise. Maybe that'll get me to-" Amy felt her stomach gurgle as another fart felt like her taking a dump. "Great! Just when I thought I could get away from pooping myself!"

Meanwhile, in the southern part of Station Square...

"Sorry I'm late, Vector! I... was coming as quick as possible." Silver apologized, being inside the headquarters of the Chaotix, with Espio and Charmy surprisingly not there.

Vector turned around, a fake cigar in his mouth as he was sitting behind a wooden desk in a nice, blue rotating chair. "Sorry doesn't cut it, Silver! Lives are at stake!" He sighed as he took out his fake cigar, blowing bubbles out as he asked, "Do you have anything to report?"

Silver rubbed the back of his neck as he shook his head. "Errr... no."

Vector's right eye twitched as the burly crocodile slammed his hands on the desk, startling Silver. "Damn it, Silver! Stop dawdling around and get me pictures! Pictures of Vanilla!"

Silver flustered as he caught a camera that Vector tossed to him, asking while trembling, "But Vector, why do you want pictures of Vanilla?"

Vector shook his right hand at Silver, replying snarkly, "Hey, I don't ask you about your secret life, do I?"

"Actually, you do. A lot." Silver replied while blinking several times.

Vector sat back in his chair as he placed his fake cigar back into his mouth, pointing at Silver, "Look, just get me pics of Vanilla. She's a menace to society!"

Silver shrugged as he ran out, obeying what Vector stated as he headed eastward, to find Vanilla and take pictures of her, while Vector remained inside the headquarters and read some newspapers, grumbling like an old man.

~Would you believe me if I told you there is another 119 of this bull crap?