Be sure to follow instructions carefully.

Step 1. Dump all Parts on the floor and spread them out, make sure you throw the baggy marked 'screw bag A' in the trash before you continue with the next step.

Step 2. Go down to the Hardware Store and buy;

• 12x 1/2" Panhead Screw (or was it hex... does it matter?)
• 1x Set of Allen Wrenches (SAE)
• 2x Rolls of Duct Tape
  

  

  Dia. 1
• 4 sets of monkey wrenches
• 7 maids a milkin
• 596 small bits of cheese
• some more instructions
• an article

Step 3. Liberally apply lubricant to rod A. and insert it into hole B. (See Dia. 1)

Step 4. Laugh your Ass off at the previous Step

Step 5. Go back to Hardware Store and buy;

• 12x Washers
• 1x Set of Allen Wrenches (Metric)

Step 6. Mention the bit about Step 3. to the clerk at the store.

Step 7. Mention Step 3. to your wife/husband/significant other.

Step 8. Look for Screwdriver that isn't too short, but not quite as thick as the last one you had.

Step 9. Go to the hardware store for sed screwdriver.

Dia. P

Step 11. Write the date on support beam 12. (See Dia. P)

Step 12. Break for Lunch.

Step 13. 學習流利地(3x)講漢語.

Step 14. Struggle with Step 13.

Step 15. Light up a Joint.

Step 16. Order a Pizza.

Step 17. Mention Step 3 to the Delivery Guy.

Step 18. Haga algo más constructivo que traducir este paso.

Step 19. Throw any extra pieces away, they were obviously extras.

You have sucessfully assembled your article, we wish you many years of fun and entertainment with your new article.

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