User:Tom
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{{TA|Premier Tom Mayfair}} | {{TA|Premier Tom Mayfair}} | ||
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| - | Hi, I'm [[Image:Sponser.jpg]] | + | <br> |
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| + | Hi, I'm the Merry Fucking <br> | ||
| + | [[Image:Sponser.jpg]] CIGARETTE!</h1> | ||
<div style="position: relative; top: +0.2em; font-size: 95%;">the [[PEN ISLAND|BUTCH-BREEDIN]] (I think) user that ONLY THE ADMIN can have buttsecks with<br /> | <div style="position: relative; top: +0.2em; font-size: 95%;">the [[PEN ISLAND|BUTCH-BREEDIN]] (I think) user that ONLY THE ADMIN can have buttsecks with<br /> | ||
</div><div id="articlecount" style="width:100%;text-align:center:padding:1em;font-size:85%;">[[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] people have shagged this user</div></div> | </div><div id="articlecount" style="width:100%;text-align:center:padding:1em;font-size:85%;">[[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] people have shagged this user</div></div> | ||
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| - | [[Gaydar | + | [[Gaydar Culture]] '''·''' [[Mozart|Music]] '''·''' [[News]] '''·''' [[Gay|Confused?]] '''·''' [[HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male|Help]] '''·''' [[Socratic method|Questions]] |
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| - | [[ | + | [[Review|Get ywr article reviewed... maybe by me =P]] '''·''' [[Special:Random|Best stuff on Uncyclopedia]] |
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| - | ! style="background-color: | + | ! style="background-color:crimson; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:120%; border:1px dotted white; text-align:left" | <font style="color:black">Me</font> |
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[[Image:TomSP.gif|center|thumb|Me were I in South Park: otherwise proof I'm a cigarrette]] | [[Image:TomSP.gif|center|thumb|Me were I in South Park: otherwise proof I'm a cigarrette]] | ||
| - | [[Image:PremierTomMayfairChe.png | + | [[Image:PremierTomMayfairChe.png]] |
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! style="background:AQUA; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:120%; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left" | <div class="plainlinks" style="float:right;margin-left:5px;margin-right:10px"></div><span style="color: balck">Obligatory userboxes</span> | ! style="background:AQUA; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:120%; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left" | <div class="plainlinks" style="float:right;margin-left:5px;margin-right:10px"></div><span style="color: balck">Obligatory userboxes</span> | ||
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{{UB:WAM}} | {{UB:WAM}} | ||
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*'''New page:'''<br>[[Why?:Get Drunk]] | *'''New page:'''<br>[[Why?:Get Drunk]] | ||
*'''New page:'''<br>[[HowTo:Have a Wacky Misadventure]]<br>''collab with [[User:Cajek|Cajek]]!'' | *'''New page:'''<br>[[HowTo:Have a Wacky Misadventure]]<br>''collab with [[User:Cajek|Cajek]]!'' | ||
| - | *'''Planned:'''<br>[[Product Placement]]<br>''note to self:'' {{MVP|1=Zana Dark}}! | + | *'''Planned:'''<br>[[Product Placement]]<br>''note to self:'' |
| + | {{MVP|1=Zana Dark}}! | ||
*'''New page:'''<br>[[And that's how it happened]] | *'''New page:'''<br>[[And that's how it happened]] | ||
*'''New page:'''<br>[[UnNews:Marilyn Manson performs fellatio, claims "it was strictly business"]] | *'''New page:'''<br>[[UnNews:Marilyn Manson performs fellatio, claims "it was strictly business"]] | ||
*'''New page:'''<br>[[Godzilla Versus Jaws]] | *'''New page:'''<br>[[Godzilla Versus Jaws]] | ||
*'''Edits to help:'''<br>[[Gay]] | *'''Edits to help:'''<br>[[Gay]] | ||
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==Images== | ==Images== | ||
| - | [[Image: | + | [[Image:12communism.jpg|thumb|left|]] |
| - | [[Image: | + | [[Image:PremierTomMayfair.jpg]] |
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| - | ! style="background-color:#F2CECE; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:120%; border:1px solid #ffc9c9; text-align:left" | My Awards | + | ! style="background-color:#F2CECE; color:black; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:120%; border:1px solid #ffc9c9; text-align:left" | My Awards |
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| - | <center>''' | + | <center>'''2 big'uns as of yet, and I assure yew I'll be attempting at [[KOK]] (Cock of the Month).'''</center><br>{{A:GTN}}Awarded by [[User:Zana Dark|Zana]] [[Help:Contents|here]]! :D |
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