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{{TA|Premier Tom Mayfair}}
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Hi, I'm [[Image:Sponser.jpg]]FAG!</h1>
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Hi, I'm the Merry Fucking <br>
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[[Image:Sponser.jpg]] CIGARETTE!</h1>
<div style="position: relative; top: +0.2em; font-size: 95%;">the [[PEN ISLAND|BUTCH-BREEDIN]] (I think) user that ONLY THE ADMIN can have buttsecks with<br />
<div style="position: relative; top: +0.2em; font-size: 95%;">the [[PEN ISLAND|BUTCH-BREEDIN]] (I think) user that ONLY THE ADMIN can have buttsecks with<br />
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*'''New page:'''<br>[[Why?:Get Drunk]]
*'''New page:'''<br>[[Why?:Get Drunk]]
*'''New page:'''<br>[[HowTo:Have a Wacky Misadventure]]<br>''collab with [[User:Cajek|Cajek]]!''
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*'''Planned:'''<br>[[Product Placement]]<br>''note to self:'' {{MVP|1=Zana Dark}}!
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{{MVP|1=Zana Dark}}!
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*'''New page:'''<br>[[UnNews:Marilyn Manson performs fellatio, claims "it was strictly business"]]
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<center>'''No big'uns as of yet, but I assure yew I'll be attempting at [[NotM]] (Noob of the Month).'''</center><br>
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<center>'''2 big'uns as of yet, and I assure yew I'll be attempting at [[KOK]] (Cock of the Month).'''</center><br>{{A:GTN}}Awarded by [[User:Zana Dark|Zana]] [[Help:Contents|here]]! :D
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{{Golden Shower Award}} Awarded by [[User:Zana Dark|Zana]] [[Help:Contents/Moving the goal posts|here]]! :D
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Current revision as of 20:40, 2 January 2008


Premier Tom Mayfair



Premier Tom MayfairRedPhone.pngBlackberetsig.png {{{1}}}
Hi, I'm the Merry Fucking
Image:Sponser.jpg CIGARETTE!

the BUTCH-BREEDIN (I think) user that ONLY THE ADMIN can have buttsecks with
95 people have shagged this user

Gaydar Culture · Music · News · Confused? · Help · Questions

Get ywr article reviewed... maybe by me =P · Best stuff on Uncyclopedia

Me
Me were I in South Park: otherwise proof I'm a cigarrette

Image:PremierTomMayfairChe.png

Obligatory userboxes
Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas

Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas


I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter.


This user is a cyborg and uses bionic features to fight crime. Resistance is futile.


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Öh Jesus Shitballs...MEGA UKER.</big>|It's contagious! GET AWAY FROM ME! NOOOOOO!]]
This user loves Pi.


Spiritomb!
Well it's a floating asshole.
NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!
"Oh Shit It's Coming!"



Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow.
This user has finished training and is now a GRAMPO NAZI.



Remember: Keep the "MAple" Canada

Jews check to see who's been a YAM

And brown always makes out better at YAM time


<center>It's Peanut Butter Jelly TIme

Where'd I drop my banana?


My most-used phrase of the now
<center>"ROY G. PIMP!"
on And that's how it happened
lololol
About Me

GO HERE FOR GREAT MUSIC =D will be adding "moar" to this page later...

Latest articles that has that writing wot I done did

Articles

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WELCOME TO wikiPOP! -Zana Dark

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Hmmer and Sickle!
Well it's a for shits and giggles.
NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!
"Oh Shit It's Coming!"


It's Peanut Butter Jelly TIme

Where'd I drop my banana?

Image:01 westealnames.jpg

My Awards
<center>2 big'uns as of yet, and I assure yew I'll be attempting at KOK (Cock of the Month).
Remember: Keep the "X" in wikiPOP x US

And I'll give you the ö ön RÖX...

Awarded by Zana here! :D

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