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You can add to, modify, or delete any part of this page or other pages in the EditThis Wiki. Click the "edit" tab at the top to edit the whole page, or one of the "edit" links within the page to edit that specific part. Then click save page, and you will have changed the page! Have fun, and edit the [[Problems and suggestions]] page to post questions.
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<center>'''Assembly of your Uncyclopedia© Brand Article™'''</center>
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[[Image:This side up 01.jpg|thumb|left|140px|Be sure to follow instructions carefully.]]
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If you delete someone else's information make sure it is for a good reason. If you have found that someone trashed a page by messing up what has been done so far click on the "history" tab at the top of the page, and click the second date from the top. If the page is still messed up, try the third, the fourth, etc. Once you find the highest-up version that is not messed up, click the edit tab and save it. If people disagree about what a certain page should contain, they can discuss it in "discussion", a tab at the top of the page.
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'''Step 1'''. Dump all Parts on the floor and spread them out, make sure you throw the baggy marked 'screw bag A' in the trash before you continue with the next step.
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==How to edit==
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'''Step 2'''. Go down to the Hardware Store and buy;
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*12x 1/2" Panhead Screw (or was it hex... does it matter?)
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*1x Set of Allen Wrenches (SAE)
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*2x Rolls of Duct Tape [[Image:Dia1.jpg|thumb|right|Dia. 1]]
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*4 sets of monkey wrenches
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*7 maids a milkin
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*596 small bits of cheese
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*some more instructions
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*an article
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To add plain text, simply enter it. If you want to do something more fancy, look how others have done certain things on the page you are editing, or go to one of the links below. Once you are done editing, click on the save button at the bottom, and you will have changed the page.
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'''Step 3'''. Liberally apply lubricant to rod A. and insert it into hole B. (See Dia. 1)
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The easiest way to do simply things is use the editing buttons, shown below. When you click edit, they are displayed at the top. (For some functions, you might want to highlight text before you click a button). Below is a list of what the buttons do, in order of their appearance on the button bar.
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'''Step 4'''. Laugh your Ass off at the previous Step
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http://developer.valvesoftware.com/w/images/1/1e/Mediawiki_editbuttons.png
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*'''Bold''' - make your text '''bold'''.
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'''Step 5'''. Go back to Hardware Store and buy;
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*'''Italics''' - make your text ''italicized''.
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*12x Washers
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*'''Internal link''' - link to a page inside the wiki you are editing. If you want to do it without the button, do something like this <nowiki>[[Main Page]]</nowiki>. This will show up as [[Main Page]]. CaSe MattErS!
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*1x Set of Allen Wrenches (Metric)
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*'''External link''' - link to a web page not part of the wiki you are editing. If you want to do it without the button, do something like this <nowiki>[http://www.google.com Google Homepage]</nowiki>. This will show up as [http://www.google.com Google Homepage].
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*'''Create new section''' within the page.
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*'''Insert image''' from this wiki. Note: To insert an image that is not on this page, just insert the url, for example, <nowiki>http://example.com/image.jpg</nowiki>. If your picture is not on the internet already, you can host it on one of the websites listed [http://www.philb.com/iwantto/share.htm here]. You can also upload an image by clicking on the upload file link in the toolbox.
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*'''Link to a media file''' (sound or movie). If your video file is not on the internet already, you can host it on one of the websites listed [http://www.philb.com/iwantto/multimedia.htm here]. Editthis.info does not allow you to upload files (although you will be able to with a Premium account).
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*'''Mathematical formula''' [[Help:Math]]
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*'''Ignore wikipedia formatting''' - what was used to show <nowiki>http://example.com/image.jpg</nowiki> in plain text instead of as a picture.
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*'''Your signature''' - only if you are signed in (you don't have to register or log in to edit this wiki, but you can).
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*'''Horizontal line''' - use sparingly.
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==External Links==
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'''Step 6'''. Mention the bit about Step 3. to the clerk at the store.
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'''For more help, check out these Wikipedia links:'''
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*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Help Help Contents]
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*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:FAQ Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) page]
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*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Editing_FAQ FAQ on Editing a wiki] This answers a few basic questions.
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*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Editing Editing Help page] This goes into detail on how to do certain things.
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'''Also see:'''
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'''Step 7'''. Mention Step 3. to your wife/husband/significant other.
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*[http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Help:Editing Editing Help], another independent wiki's version of this page (more detail).
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'''Step 8'''. Look for Screwdriver that isn't too short, but not quite as thick as the last one you had.
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==External links==
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'''Step 9'''. Go to the hardware store for sed screwdriver.
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*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Contents Wikipedia Help], Wikipedia's version of this page.
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'''Step 10'''. Go to the hardware 'depot' for sed screwdriver. [[Image:DiaP.jpg|thumb|left|Dia. P]]
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'''Step 11'''. Write the date on support beam 12. (See Dia. P)
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'''Step 12'''. Break for Lunch.
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'''Step 13'''. 學習流利地(3x)講漢語.
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'''Step 14'''. Struggle with Step 13.
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'''Step 15'''. Light up a [[Joint]].
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'''Step 16'''. Order a Pizza.
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'''Step 17'''. Mention Step 3 to the Delivery Guy.
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'''Step 18'''. Haga algo más constructivo que traducir este paso.
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'''Step 19'''. Throw any extra pieces away, they were obviously extras.
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You have sucessfully assembled your article, we wish you many years of fun and entertainment with your new article.
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<center>'''For Tech Support''': 212-555-1337 x 3.14
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'''For Sales''': 1-900-JKL-TEENZ
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'''For Service''': 212-555-1337 x 120533</center>
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===Limited Lifetime Warrenty===
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Limited Lifetime Warrenty. Lifetime refers to the lifetime of the product and not your lifetime. The Lifetime of this product has been determined, by our lawyers, to be the time between when you bought the product and when you want to service it - 1 day.
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Thank you for choosing {{WP}} Brand Articles!!</td></tr></table>
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[[category:Uncyclopedia]]
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[[category:Instructions]]
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[[category:Pages that look like the things they're about]]

Revision as of 21:02, 21 December 2007

Assembly of your Uncyclopedia© Brand Article™
Be sure to follow instructions carefully.

Step 1. Dump all Parts on the floor and spread them out, make sure you throw the baggy marked 'screw bag A' in the trash before you continue with the next step.

Step 2. Go down to the Hardware Store and buy;

  • 12x 1/2" Panhead Screw (or was it hex... does it matter?)
  • 1x Set of Allen Wrenches (SAE)
  • 2x Rolls of Duct Tape
    Dia. 1
  • 4 sets of monkey wrenches
  • 7 maids a milkin
  • 596 small bits of cheese
  • some more instructions
  • an article

Step 3. Liberally apply lubricant to rod A. and insert it into hole B. (See Dia. 1)

Step 4. Laugh your Ass off at the previous Step

Step 5. Go back to Hardware Store and buy;

  • 12x Washers
  • 1x Set of Allen Wrenches (Metric)

Step 6. Mention the bit about Step 3. to the clerk at the store.

Step 7. Mention Step 3. to your wife/husband/significant other.

Step 8. Look for Screwdriver that isn't too short, but not quite as thick as the last one you had.

Step 9. Go to the hardware store for sed screwdriver.

Step 10. Go to the hardware 'depot' for sed screwdriver.
Dia. P

Step 11. Write the date on support beam 12. (See Dia. P)

Step 12. Break for Lunch.

Step 13. 學習流利地(3x)講漢語.

Step 14. Struggle with Step 13.

Step 15. Light up a Joint.

Step 16. Order a Pizza.

Step 17. Mention Step 3 to the Delivery Guy.

Step 18. Haga algo más constructivo que traducir este paso.

Step 19. Throw any extra pieces away, they were obviously extras.

You have sucessfully assembled your article, we wish you many years of fun and entertainment with your new article.


For Tech Support: 212-555-1337 x 3.14

For Sales: 1-900-JKL-TEENZ

For Service: 212-555-1337 x 120533

Limited Lifetime Warrenty

Limited Lifetime Warrenty. Lifetime refers to the lifetime of the product and not your lifetime. The Lifetime of this product has been determined, by our lawyers, to be the time between when you bought the product and when you want to service it - 1 day.

Thank you for choosing wikiPOP Brand Articles!!
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