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<td style="text-align: center; font-size:9pt; line-height: 1.2em;">[[Björk|<span style="color:white"><font style="font-size:13px"><u>'''Öh Jesus Shitballs...'''</u></font></span>]]<br><big>''' {{WP}} has been diagnosed with <br />[[Adoption|<font color="orange">MEGA UKER</font>]].'''</big><br>[[Why?:Cancer is Great|<small style="font-size:8px;color:white">It's contagious! GET AWAY FROM ME! NOOOOOO!</small>]]</td></tr></table>
<noinclude>Users with this template uphold '''[[User:Zana Dark/Adoption|Zana Dark's Law of the Thieves]]''' and do not bite the n00bs.</noinclude>
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