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Meerkat

Admin — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 20:57:55 GMT

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== Profile ==

'''Name:''' Kasper

'''Email:''' michael_kasper@lycos.com

'''Specialty:''' Extreme Climates

'''Weapon of choice:''' Hockey Stick

'''Status:''' Member

'''Joined:''' August 21st, 2006

'''Awards:'''

== Bio ==

Likes beer, don't we all.

== History ==

Order of the Silken Lace

Admin — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 01:00:08 GMT

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Awarded to PLF agents showing commitment above and beyond that normally required of our members. Serve as the upper council of the organization and are consulted on all issues concerning the purpose and future intents of the PLFOF. The [[Keeper of the Ninja Crop]] serves as the order’s chairman.

===Awardees===

* Agent [[Sable]] ~ August 10th , 2006
* Agent [[Marten]] ~ August 10th , 2006
* Agent [[Wolverine]] ~ August 10th , 2006
* Agent [[Mink]] ~ August 10th , 2006

Service Star

Admin — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 00:50:12 GMT

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Awarded for every five operations or events that a PLF agent participates in.

===Awardees===

* Agent [[Marten]] ~ July 22nd, 2006
* Agent [[Sable]] ~ August 6th, 2006
* Agent [[Wolverine]] ~ August 9th, 2006

Steno Pad of Inspiration

Admin — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 00:01:42 GMT

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Awarded to PLF agents whom have written a script that has been brought to fruition. A Paperclip Epaulet is awarded for each successful script following.

===Awardees===

* Agent [[Marten]] ~ July 9th, 2006 (pad - [[Operation Enticing Umbrella]])
* Agent [[Marten]] ~ July 12th, 2006 (epaulet - [[Operation Persistent Umlaut]])
* Agent [[Marten]] ~ July 16th, 2006 (epaulet - [[Operation Anarchistic Pogostick]])
* Agent [[Sable]] ~ July 22nd, 2006 (pad - [[Operation Obsequious Sequin]])
* Agent [[Marten]] ~ August 6th, 2006 (epaulet - [[Operation Mucosal Wok]])
* Agent [[Marten]] ~ August 9th, 2006 (epaulet - [[Operation Benevolent Cheesecake]])

FAQ

Admin — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 23:56:26 GMT

Admin:

====WTF?====
It really isn't that hard to understand. If you're struggling with it you're likely thinking too hard. It is the curse of man that we only have enough blood to properly run our brain or member at the same time, perhaps coming back when you’re less excited might help.

====How do I sign up?====
You don't, membership is by invitation only. That said expressing interest will do wonders to accelerate the process. Contact either agent [[Marten]] or [[Grison]] if you have any questions.

====I'm confused, how exactly do your operations work?====
Operations are scripted several says prior to their launch. The script is split up among participating members and emailed in order, often at two minute intervals, to the target. Rather simplistic but it works wonderfully. An instant messaging program is a must.

====Who writes the scripts?====
Any PLFOF member can write a script though it is subject to approval and editing. Most scripts are written by [[Marten]] though any member awarded a [[Steno Pad of Inspiration]] has written at least one script.

====Is there any way I can help support the PLFOF?====
Of course. Talk us up whenever you get the chance, we love the publicity. You're also welcome and encouraged to provide a link to our site in your profile as well as rehost and display our flag.

====Can I request a raid?====
Well, we can't stop you can we? Whether it is carried out or not is a different question and subject to circumstance.

====How do you choose your targets?====
Very carefully. The PLF is mindful to only target those who would see the action as good natured humor. Our attack pattern is random as surprise serves in our best interest. If somebody in particular has been ignored it is most likely not on purpose, we are decidedly not targeting our favorite TFettes exclusively.

Asshugger of Alberta

Admin — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:25:51 GMT

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[[Image:Purplethong.jpg|frame|left]]
The Asshugger of Alberta was obtained on August 9th, 2006 by agents [[Sable]], [[Marten]], [[Lutra]] & [[Weasel]] from its former bearer Megganlomaniac without incident during [[Operation Benevolent Cheesecake]]. Its color still varies from time to time as leftover probability wears off from the peculiar method used in obtaining it.

Operation Benevolent Cheesecake

Admin — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:49:49 GMT

Admin: /* Overview */

==Overview==

On August 9th, 2006 Operation Benevolent Cheesecake was launched by [[Sable]], [[Marten]], [[Lutra]] & [[Weasel]] retrieving the [[Asshugger of Alberta]] from Megganlomaniac (target indentification: Bountiful Dessert) on her birthday. Agent [[Marten]] was awarded a [[Paperclip Epaulet]] for the mission.

== Summary ==

===TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 1 ===
Marten: Well, there are two types of men in this world, those on the correct side of the window and those who aren't.
We are most certainly the later
Lutra: What about going through the window?
Sable: Exactly, and what is this arbitrary false dichotomy we're working our way into?
Lutra: Some people don't even have windows
Sable: Well, I suppose so long as you can discern the existence of one window...
Lutra: But then how do you go about drawing sides? Tell me that, think you're so smart
Sable: It's a planer figure in a world off three spatial dimensions, of course it draws sides
Lutra: A window doesn't have infinitesimal thickness, and neither do we, even if it did there is a coplanar possibility
Sable: Fine, but a planar window...
Lutra: Assuming it's existence
Sable: Assuming a planar window exists in our infinite three dimensional space than there is a trichotomy of position
present where the chances of starting randomly on one side or the other is 50% and the chance of existing on the
same plane as the window is close enough to zero to make no odds
Lutra: That still doesn't solve which side is correct, nor account for circular windows
Sable: Where is Marten?
Lutra: He seems to have left to go look through the window
Sable: Oh, we should join him

===TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 2 ===
Lutra: OOOoo, OOOoo, he gave us the signal
Weasel: In the key of g then
Lutra: The key of G?
Weasel: Yes, let the key of g rip
Sable: Oh, I get it, a one, two, a one two three
-
Together:
How much is that whore in the window
The one with the hips like a whale
How much is that whore in the window
I do hope that ass is for sale
-
We've made the long trip to Alberta
And left our poor friends all alone
If we have you we won't be lonesome
For we'd sure give you a good bone
-
How much is that whore in the window
The one with the hips like a whale
How much is that whore in the window
I do hope that ass is for sale
-
I read in the paper there are harlots
With boobies that dance in the dark
My sword needs a sheathe to protect it
And we sure could use a nice fark
-
How much is that whore in the window
The one with the hips like a whale
How much is that whore in the window
I do hope that ass is for sale
-
I don't want a crackhead or groupie
I'm fresh out of usable socks
I don't want an inflatable dummy
I just want a whore that sucks cocks
-
How much is that whore in the window
The one with the hips like a whale
How much is that whore in the window
I do hope that ass is for sale
-
Lutra: Think that distracted her?
Sable: We better get out of here

===TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 3 ===
Marten: Great job you guys, I have them, we can go
Sable: Wait a second, how did you get in?
Marten: It's amazing what you can do with an electronic brain and a Brownian motion producer
Lutra: A what and what?
Marten: A laptop and a cup of coffee, both things I happened to have about
Lutra: You still didn't answer the question
Marten: Well, I got to figuring if you could jump a hostess' clothing a foot to the left
Sable: ...that you could jump a pair of panties a least a good yard
Marten: Exactly
Sable: I thought reputable physicists didn't get invited to those sort of parties
Marten: I'm not exactly a reputable physicist
Lutra: I'm still lost
Sable: Finite improbability, need to catch up on your reading
Lutra: Any chance you could get me through the wall?
Marten: I'd need a bigger cup of coffee

Genet

Admin — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 00:41:20 GMT

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== Profile ==

'''Name:''' Emogeek

'''Email:''' Enpsychopedia@gmail.com

'''Specialty:''' Central Intelligence

'''Weapon of choice:''' Charm & sex appeal

'''Status:''' Member

'''Joined:''' August 9th, 2006

'''Awards:'''

== Bio ==

Has the useful ability to turn deadly toxins into generic highs.

== History ==

Sock of Youth

Admin — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 00:26:49 GMT

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[[Image:Sock.jpg|left|frame]]
Acquired August 6th, 2006 by agents [[Marten]], [[Wolverine]], [[Sable]], [[Badger]] & [[Ratel]] during [[Operation Mucosal Wok]] the Sock was freed from a newly eighteen farquette and now rests in [[The Shrine]]. While other artifacts were available for recovery the group thought it best to wrest free the sock as they were unsure of her exact time of birth. Perhaps future raids will follow to retrieve its companion artifacts.

Operation Mucosal Wok

Admin — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 23:59:15 GMT

Admin: /* Overview */

==Overview==

On August 6th, 2006 Operation Mucosal Wok was launched by [[Marten]], [[Wolverine]], [[Sable]], [[Badger]] & [[Ratel]] retrieving the [[Sock of Youth]] from farquette (target indentification: Slippery Skillet) in a barely legal raid timed to her birthday. She unwittingly suggested both the whipped cream and chain herself in the weeks prior to the raid. Agent [[Marten]] was awarded a [[Paperclip Epaulet]] for the mission.

== Summary ==

===TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 1 ===
Marten: So I've got the chains and two fresh cans of whipped cream, what else did we scrounge up?
Sable: Alligator clips, compressed air horn, laundry basket, iron skillet, studded paddle, screwdriver, baby powder...
Ratel: And one medium sized watermelon
Sable: Yes, and one medium sized watermelon
Badger: Oh, well let's not forget about that
Wolverine: How does one size a watermelon?
Badger: Excuse me?
Wolverine: I mean what exactly is a medium sized melon, they all seem rather largish
Ratel: One sizes them against other melons, a cross population comparison if you will
Wolverine: Oh, okay
Sable: ...
Badger: ...
Marten: Where were we at?
Ratel: The size of our watermelon
Sable: No, not that, we were on inventory
Marten: Okay, let's dump the alligator clips, she was enthused about an initiation but those are sketchy
Wolverine: *pouts*
Marten: Drop the basket as well, it's unwieldy, we'll split up the rest once we figure out what we're doing
Badger: We're keeping the melon?
Marten: We keep the melon

===TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 2 ===
Wolverine: Why do we need to commandeer a shed again?
Sable: Because she lives with her parents you nitwit
Badger: *drives the skillet into the screwdriver with a resounding thud* There you go, the shed's all yours'
Wolverine: Do you think anybody will notice?
Sable: They're on vacation
Wolverine: But the television is on
Badger: On Lifetime, it's a ruse, nobody can watch that channel for three hours straight
Wolverine: Now where should we set up the chains?
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Marten: *unscrews the top from the baby powder* Is that melon hollowed out yet?
Ratel: Almost, is this wide enough?
Marten: Let's play it safe, we want a tight fit
Ratel: Why exactly do we need all of this?
Marten: The hard part of chaining somebody up is setting them free again
Ratel: Pardon?
Marten: It's considerably easier to capture somebody unwittingly than it is to let them go without their taking notice
Ratel: Hmph, go figure

===TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 3 ===
Sable: Okay, a car is coming, I think it's her
Marten: Wolverine this is Marten, over
Wolverine: Marten this is Wolverine, reading loud and clear
Marten: Start the countermeasures and proceed to the rendezvous
Wolverine: *sounds off the air horn from his perch behind the house*
Sable: She's out of the car, go, go, go
Badger: *jumps out of the van and makes a flying tackle on their unsuspecting target*
Sable: Quick, get her keys and get her into the van
Ratel: *tosses the keys over while dodging a kick*
Badger: *drags the gagged but resistive bundle to the back of the van*
Ratel: Do you think her parents heard her?
Sable: I hope not, the car is out of the driveway a bit down the block
Marten: *helps lift her in to the back of the van* Let's get out of here
Ratel: Gotcha chief *floors the accelerator*
Badger: Won't her parents be expecting her home?
Marten: It's her birthday, assuming she came home anywhere near the time they were expecting her home we've got at least a
thirty minute grace period

===TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 4 ===
Badger: *clinks the last chain into place* Okay... now what?
Ratel: *fumbles with the whipped cream cans* I suppose we use these
Marten: Well, the conventional usage is out, any ideas?
Sable: Don't look at us like that, it hurts, you asked for this, jokingly albeit
Ratel: *sprays a fluffy dairy beard onto her lovely mug*
Wolverine: That works, now flip Mrs. Claus over, I hear she's been naughty
Badger: Once second... *uses the air horn to administer a navel raspberry she won't soon forget*
Sable: Sheer genius
Wolverine: *impatiently taps the paddle to his palm* Come on already
Marten: *shudders* I'm going to wait outside, let me know when you're done

===TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 5 ===
Marten: *hands over the melon* Fit this over her head why don't you?
Sable: Is this some type type of weird fetish you neglected to tell us about?
Marten: You're not going to rip the balls off somebody if you're wearing a melon on your head
Ratel: Oh, I get it
Sable: Everybody grab a chain, we'll release when I count to three
Wolverine: Gotcha
Sable: One
Badger: Four
Sable: Two
Badger: Seven
Sable: Eight.... Stop that!!!
Badger: Sorry
Sable: Three *drops the chain and bolts for the door*
Marten: *Heaves the open powder bottle in behind them*
Ratel: Smoke screen, nice *start the ignition*
Marten: I thought it was a nice touch *slings a Polaroid up to the passenger window*
Ratel: Ready to go?
Marten: Wait for it, wait for it... *click* Okay, we're out of here.

Loads'a'lot du Lace

Admin — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 23:43:45 GMT

Admin:

[[Image:Redbra.jpg|left|frame]]
Retrieved July 22nd, 2006 during [[Operation Obsequious Sequin]] carried out by [[Mink]], [[Marten]], [[Lutra]], [[Sable]], [[Badger]] & [[Wolverine]]. Loads'a'lot du Lace was previously borne by nyterayn and now rests safely in [[The Shrine]]. Noted for it's entrapping powers that leave the victim feeling complused to take a shower upon breaking contact.

Ratel

Admin — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 17:41:07 GMT

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== Profile ==

'''Name:''' eddyatwork

'''Email:''' eddyatwork@hotmail.com

'''Specialty:''' Bartending

'''Weapon of choice:''' Filet & Butcher Knife

'''Status:''' Agent

'''Joined:''' July 23th, 2006

'''Awards:'''

== Bio ==

Camp cook. Secretly heads up the PLFOF's racketering operations in the back of the Midday Cafe

== History ==
*[[Operation Mucosal Wok]]

Operation Obsequious Sequin

Admin — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 17:02:00 GMT

Admin: /* Overview */

==Overview==

On July 22nd, 2006 Operation Obsequious Sequin was launched by [[Mink]], [[Marten]], [[Lutra]], [[Sable]], [[Badger]] & [[Wolverine]] retrieving the [[Loads'a'lot du Lace]] from its owner nyterayn (target indentification: Submissive Sparkle). Agent [[Sable]] was awarded a [[Steno Pad of Inspiration]] for the mission.

== Summary ==

===TF Panty Raid - Part 1 ===
Marten: Okay everybody, into the van
Wolverine: Shotgun!
Badger: Where?! *whips out a grenade*
Mink: Grenade!!!!!!!!
Sable: Run for cover!!!!!
Badger: Grenade?!?!?!?!?!
Wolverine: *tucks into a ball on the pavement*
Marten: *cries*
Mink: You have the grenade you idiot!
Badger: Oh, this grenade
Sable: Yes, that grenade
Mink: *slips into the passenger side*
Wolverine: *sulks* That was my seat
Marten: Just get in the van, please
Sable: Thank the good lord
Mink: I thought I ate him once
Wolverine: Who?
Mink: The good lord
Sable: Pardon?
Mink: I hope he does, it was the priest who told me to do it

===TF Panty Raid - Part 2 ===
Marten: Okay, what are we missing, I know something got left behind
Mink: The new episode of Lost?
Sable: The Phillies game?
Badger: The Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
Marten: No, I left that behind on purpose
Badger: You what?!
Marten: *ignores him* Since we're winging I want to make sure everybody feels prepared
Lutra: Check
Badger: I'm missing my space modulator
Wolverine: Check
Sable: Cash
Marten: Whiskey
Badger: Strippers
Mink: No, no, no... you say tango
Badger: Why would I say that?
Mink: Because then I say foxtrot
Badger: What do the tango and foxtrot have to do with cash, whiskey and strippers?
Wolverine: Formal dancing can be very erotic
Sable: I hate using checks, so I use cash whenever possible
Lutra: I'm so confused
Marten: Shut up!! Just shut up!! All of you
Mink: But...
Marten: *glares* Shhh
Mink: B..
Marten: Shhh I say!!!
Badger: What's got him all worked up?

===TF Panty Raid - Part 3 ===
Sable: There was a note on the bedroom door
Lutra: What did it say?
Wolverine: It says "Yes I am and no you can't watch."
Sable: Damn
Wolverine: This isn't good, her locked in there, us out here
Lutra: Free Mumia!
Wolverine: Dude, that was so last week
Sable: The seventies were not kind on him
Lutra: Mumia is still in prison, I must protest it.
Sable: You do that. Meanwhile, we're actually going to find this thing
Wolverine: Dude, your fly's open
Sable: So?
Wolverine: Well, you're not in any danger of tripping over it but nobody here wants any of that
Sable: *zips up* Fine
Lutra: Who has the radios we brought?
Sable: Marten and Mink, why?
Wolverine: Umm, aren't they on the same squad?
Sable: Yeah, so?
Lutra: So shouldn't we have one?
Sable: ... I'll be right back *returns with radio* Much better
Wolverine: Damn, we'll stay put out here, hopefully they can get into that room

===TF Panty Raid - Part 4 ===
Badger: Fark distraction, we could use knockout gas to take them clean out.
Marten: You are not a real cockney
Badger: Of course I am, why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
Mink: Because you've seen one too many episodes of Firefly?
Badger: I have not!
Mink: Yes you have. You were watching it last night
Badger: You can never see too many episodes! They didn't MAKE enough! Those bastards at Fox cancelled it!
Lutra: *radio crackle* Free Mumia!
Mink: Don't make me knock that stupid bowler hat off your head.
Badger: You wouldn't
Mink: *knocks the hat off his head*
Badger: *picks up the hat, dusts it off* I'm going to pretend you didn't do that for the sake of our friendship
Mink: So how are we going to get in
Marten: *snaps a latex glove onto his hand* We'll find a way

===TF Panty Raid - Part 5 ===
Wolverine: Why'd it suddenly get dark in here?
Lutra: She turned out the light?
Wolverine: From in there?
Sable: Let me get out my... damn.
Wolverine: What?
Sable: Forgot my flashlight.
Lutra: Thats what you get for not doing a proper equipment check
Sable: I told you, I hate checks!
Lutra: Eastern Europe must be hell for you then
Wolverine: *presses his ear against the door*
Lutra: Hear anything?
Wolverine: Nope
Sable: So not only can't we watch, we can't listen...
Wolverine: Stop pacing
Lutra: I can't help it, I'm nervous. *trips*
Lutra: whats thi... Hey I found it!
Wolverine: Excellent. Lets go!

===TF Panty Raid - Part 6 ===
Badger: So you see, if I put the primacord around the window, we can blow it open, rush in and grab the item
Marten: Won't that make a lot of noise?
Badger: Nah
Mink: Seems like it would
Badger: Not if we wear these *hands out earplugs*
Mink: But the neighbors will still hear it!
Badger: Oh right, them
Lutra: *radio crackle* Free....
Sable: Gimme that! We've got it.
Marten: Great, we're off
Badger: But... but... but... I want to blow up something!
Mink: Maybe next time.
Badger: Fine *sulks to van*
Marten: We'll stop by those lawn gnomes we saw on the way over
Badger: Really?
Marten: No

Mongoose

Admin — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 17:54:48 GMT

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== Profile ==

'''Name:''' Barnacles!

'''Email:''' 000todd@gmail.com

'''Specialty:''' Psychological Warfare

'''Weapon of choice:''' Longsword

'''Status:''' Member

'''Joined:''' July 21st, 2006

'''Awards:'''

== Bio ==

Covers his PLF operational history by pretending to write a book

== History ==

Hot Pants of Horniness

Admin — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:43:17 GMT

Admin:

[[Image:Hotpants.jpg|left|frame]]
Obtained on July 16th, 2006 by agents [[Mink]], [[Marten]], [[Lutra]], [[Sable]], [[Weasel]] & [[Wolverine]] during [[Operation Anarchistic Pogostick]]. Previously held by insane_idoru the hot pants now lay safely in the [[The Shrine]] and brought out for occasional admiration.

Operation Antiquated Turnip

Admin — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:07:26 GMT

Admin: /* Recruited */

==Overview==

Umbrella designation for the PLFOF's recruiting drive. Initiated to boost membership of the group by handpicking outstanding TotalFarkers who share the same beliefs as the PLF. Headed up by agent [[Grison]] and overseen by agent [[Marten]].

==Summary==

===Recruited===
*[[Mongoose]]
*[[Ratel]]
*[[Genet]]
*[[Meerkat]]

Operation Anarchistic Pogostick

Admin — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:46:34 GMT

Admin: /* Overview */

==Overview==

On July 16th, 2006 Operation Anarchistic Pogostick was launched by [[Mink]], [[Marten]], [[Lutra]], [[Sable]], [[Weasel]] & [[Wolverine]] taking control of the [[Hot Pants of Horniness]] previously owned by insane_idoru (target indentification: Chaotic Thrust). Agent [[Sable]] was awarded the [[Mark of the Birdie]] for his valiant cries of frothy goodness. Agent [[Marten]] was awarded a [[Paperclip Epaulet]] for the mission.

== Summary ==

===TF Panty Raid - Part 1 ===
Marten: Do we have a confirmation on the target yet?
Mink: Getting something on InfraRed is hard in this heat. She simply isn't hot enough to be picked up
Weasel: I think she would beg to differ
Mink: Maybe the other team has her on visual
Marten: *picks up the radio* Sable, this is Marten, over
Mink: *twiddles a dial* Still nothing
Marten: Sable, this is Marten, over
Sable: Marten, this is Sable
Marten: What the fark is going on over there? Do you have a visual yet?
Sable: Oh, we have a visual alright. Sorry about that, I only had one hand available and the
button is... we were preoccupied
Marten: Damn, we can't just barge in there like before. We have to get her away from any sharp edges
Weasel: I still say we could probably just ask her for it
Mink: *glare* You obviously do not understand how this works yet
Marten: Sable, we're going to need a distraction

===TF Panty Raid - Part 2 ===

Sable: Okay folks, our job is to provide a diversion for the extraction. Any ideas?
Lutra: Would could moon her
Wolverine: Or do a strip tease
Sable: First of all I have seen enough of your legs to torment me a lifetime, secondly,
we're the ones oggling her through the binoculars, not the other way around.
Lutra: Perhaps if we make enough of a ruckus she'll come out
Wolverine: *shrugs*
Sable: Free Beer!!
Lutra: Free Mumia!!
Wolverine: Free Bird!!
Sable: Free Beer!!
Lutra: Free Mumia!!
Wolverine: Free Bird!!
Sable: It seems to be working
Lutra: What do we do when she get's out here?
Wolverine: Well that would depend on whom she responded to
Sable: Oh crap... maybe if we keep yelling and back away slowly
Lutra: She's closing on us fast
Wolverine: Damn you and your free beer
Lutra: To the van!!

===TF Panty Raid - Part 3 ===
Mink: She was in such a hurry she left the door wide open
Marten: We have to be quick, I'm not sure how long they can hold her
Mink: *turns around and grabs Weasel's collar* Stop trying to sneak off
Weasel: B..but..but I'm thristy
Marten: Come on, I'm sure she has a liquor cabinet
Weasel: Oh, alright
Mink: Where exactly should we be looking?
Marten: Well, given her I think anywhere is the house is fair game
Weasel: *checks a drawer* No liquor, no loot
Mink: *looks under the bed* No booze, no bounty
Marten: *opens the fridge* Oh my
Weasel: *leans over to look* Ewwww
Mink: Shut that thing, you're being sadistic
Weasel: *creaks a cabinet* No shots, no spoils
Mink: *ruffles through the dresser* No hooch, no haul
Marten: *sighs*

===TF Panty Raid - Part 4 ===
Wolverine: Are we there yet?
Lutra: No
Wolverine: Are we there yet?
Lutra: No
Wolverine: Are we there....
Sable: Mommy, Mommy, he hit me!!
Wolverine: Did not
Sable: Did too
Lutra: Will you both just shut up?! *checks the rearview mirror* Damn, we're losing her
Sable: Slow down *rolls down a window* Free beer!!
Wolverine: Ice cold beer!! Come and get it!!
Lutra: There we go, she's picking up speed. Are they done yet?
Sable: We should cycle back
Wolverine: Are we there yet?
Lutra: No
Sable: I need to go potty....

===TF Panty Raid - Part 5 ===
Marten: Well this is novel
Weasel: What the hell are they doing?
Mink: Driving around in circles
Marten: I suppose if they just keep going long enough she'll tire out and we can jump in
Sable: Free beer!!
Wolverine: Ice cold, come and get it!!
Mink: So that's how they snagged her
Marten: I don't suppose you have a tape recorder?
Weasel: We only brought the radio
Marten: Can we hot wire it to the stereo in her house?
Weasel: I think so
Marten: Mink, take the package and move further down the road
Mink: Huh?
Marten: Once the radio's set she'll be between us and the van
Mink: Ahhh, gotcha *sneaks off*
Weasel: Okay, you ready?
Marten: *dashes for some bushes*

===TF Panty Raid - Part 6 ===
Radio: Free beer!! Giveaway lottery tickets!!
Lutra: I thought I told you both to stop that, we need to lose her
Wolverine: It wasn't us
Radio: All you can eat Chocolate!! Massage trial!!
Lutra: She's veering off
Sable: Watch out!!
Marten: Crap man, you almost hit us *opens the back*
Mink: *jumps in* Here it is
Lutra: Nice
Weasel: All accounted for, get us out of here
Sable: That went pretty smoothly
Marten: We lost a radio
Mink: It's only a radio
Marten: Sets a bad trend, next thing you know we'll be losing the van
Wolverine: Are we there yet?
Lutra: No
Marten: I need to go to the bathroom