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==Credo==
Why should you join? Well, actually, there is no reason. Please don't.

Actually we've perfected and legalized human cloning, successfully sent a goat back in time, slowed the sun and used it for evil, and put a man on jupiter. And some of us are nice.

==Leaderboard==

Platypi Anonymous is currently practicing "Rotating Leadership" Where leadership tranfers between the essentials every once in a while. Leadership so far has been:

The Platypus Avenger (c. 2300bc-Oct 31, 2006)
Nik (Oct 31,2006-Present)

==Pages==
*[[Members]]
*[[Make this page|Members, through The Platypus Avenger's eyes]]

==Announcements==
Previous announcements will be recorded here for future reference:

'''Date: Saturday, February 24, 11:36AM [delete]
From: Platypi Anonibot (#1167448)'''

The stash has been cleansed a second time. This time, however, instead of 5 million meat, we got a lousy 100k. Ahh well, I did it in a small installment so that it wouldn't be as big a job the next time.

Now, since it doesn't seem very fair for all of the clan's hard-earned meat to be locked away while we old codgers decide what's best for the clan, take vacations so that we can get better grades and then come back, sell the contents of the stash using a bot account while we can't get back into the clan because we forgot to whitelist ourselves a month ago, or whenever we left, then just randomly insitute policies before consulting our superiors (even though, according to my alternating leadership system, all of the essentials are equal [except when you consider that I'm not actually an essential any longer]) and then blab about what they've done. So, I'm going to institute a giveaway policy for the bot. If it's really going to be a drag parting with that nice 10k, you can send the bot a message saying what you want. I don't have an automated response program, so it may a day to happen, but I'll try to be that frequent. If it really is 10k, I'll buy it and send you the item.

'''Date: Saturday, February 24, 11:18AM [delete]
From: Platypi Anonibot (#1167448)'''

In other news, it's stash cleanout time.

'''Date: Thursday, February 01, 12:17PM [delete]
From: MAcewiNdu (#716626)'''

Yay Level 14!!!! Happy Day clannies

'''Date: Thursday, January 04, 12:13PM
From: Platypi Anonibot (#1167448)'''

"You sell your...to a mechanic named Mike for 1,865,796 Meat."
"Meat: 4,792,032"
My deepest and most sincere gratitude to all of you who donated to the stash to make this possible.

'''Date: Tuesday, January 02, 12:38PM
From: Platypi Anonibot (#1167448)'''

Remember, my store isn't only to net us goods, it does sell things for very low prices, and, at the right time, it has had about anything you would want, except rares :)
Well, enjoy!

'''Date: Tuesday, January 02, 10:57AM
From: Platypi Anonibot (#1167448)'''

Yesterday, the bot began removing items from the stash and placing them in our store. It was interrupted by rollover, but the aim is for him to be done by today, at rollover. I am pleased to announce that so far, with only items begginning with the letters "a" through "d", even without the ones that shall be atusdold being autosold, we have so far netted 580k. I estimate that we shall have 800k with the autosold goods and those that have not yet been bought.
As well, I want to know what to do with the Crimbo pressie. Kepp it and sell it later, share it, sell now, what?

'''Date: Wednesday, December 13, 12:05PM
From: Nik (#660662)'''

All right, it looks like we have a bot now, people. Any input regarding said bot, head toward the messageboard!

'''Date: Thursday, November 23, 03:34PM
From: The Platypus Avenger (#694240)'''

Remember, everyone has no karma. We're working on it. Well, we're not, but we're doing our best to gear up to work on it.
Anyways, if you donate, you gain karma, you're just not allowed to spend any.

'''Date: Wednesday, November 01, 08:25PM
From: The Platypus Avenger (#694240)'''

And the grandest of thanks to the doctor. Once again, he has helped us out in the grandest of manners.

'''Date: Tuesday, October 31, 01:01PM
From: Nik (#660662)'''

Hello fellow Platypi! This is your new clan leader talking! Hah, that sounds cool. Well, anyway, I'd like some input from everyone as to what you would like the first piece of new furniture for the rumpus room to be. Post on the messageboard and let us know! It's open for debate right now.