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| - | Chloétta Fourtrees is the fittest lass in all the lands, bar [[Rob Paterson]], who she is coincidentally married to. She once had a thing for [[Benjutin Fondré]] but now states she "hated the baldness", Rob hastily removing his [[The Smashing Pumpkins|Billy Corgan]] posters and tattoos. | + | Chloétta Fourtrees is pretty. |
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| - | She is said to be "nonchalent" about the fact she is wife number four out of seven, but added "I get the most lurve."
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| - | [[Michael Burton|Mohammed Burton]] insisted "She is so omg cool!"
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| - | She is also deemed "The Best A Man Can Get" by [[Count Nicholaus Watson]], although he may have been referring to the shaver that destroyed [[Nathan Page]]'s "beard".
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| - | She is reported to be the cause of the famous [[Glastonbury Incident]] where, during a [[The Count And His Men]] concert, [[Nathan Page]] threw his bass at [[Rob Paterson]]'s head, knocking him out cold and then stormed off the stage leaving the remaining members to jam for 27 minutes before Rob came to his senses.
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| - | She is befriended by [[Victoria Streets]], who has eyes like streetlamps, but this droll mole comment was deemed Not Funny. Chloétty-baby, however, is as amsuing as [[Garald S Kirk]], even when he has pictures of his uncle to hand.
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| - | She was recently won over with this sentimental ode about her fake best friend.
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| - | Samuel Bumblebeelicker- (Fat 'cos she eats, or eats 'cos shes fat, or neither 'cos she's stung by motherlicker bees!)
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| - | do do doo do dooo
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| - | dont speet on my shoe
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| - | you ugly neck fiend
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| - | you know what i meaned
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| - | lets break it down bitch (scraping)
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| - | i ain't no fool yeah tart
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| - | your hair is no flippin art
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| - | il take you done you fat beast
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| - | i like you. the. least
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Current revision as of 19:47, 21 September 2006
Chloétta Fourtrees is pretty.
