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| - | |+ style="font-size:larger" |'''Princess Chloétta Amelia Fourtrees'''
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| - | |colspan="2" align="center"|'''Queen of Bumblebees'''
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| - | |colspan="2" align="center"|''I make them sting!''
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| - | |valign="top"|'''Quality of Clothing:'''
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| - | |Exceedingly Cool, with necklaces that make [[Pervy Page]] stare.
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| - | |valign="top"|'''Lover(s):'''
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| - | |[[Benjutin Fondré]], [[Victoria Streets]], [[Michael Burton|Mohammed Burton]]
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| - | |valign="top"|'''Ultra-Lovers(s):'''
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| - | |[[Rob Paterson]]
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| - | |valign="top"|'''Failure-Lovers(s):'''
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| - | |[[Nathan Page]]
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| - | |'''Date of Birth:'''
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| - | |July 9th 1989
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| - | |'''Place of Birth:'''
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| - | |Stardust City
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| - | |'''Adorability Rating:'''
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| - | |OMGADORABLE!!!
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| - | Chloétta Fourtrees is the fittest lass in all the lands, bar [[Rob Paterson]], who she is coincidentally married to. | + | |
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| - | She once had a thing for [[Benjutin Fondré]] but now states she "hated the baldness", Rob hastily removing his [[The Smashing Pumpkins|Billy Corgan]] posters and tattoos.
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| - | She is said to be "nonchalent" about the fact she is wife number four out of seven, but added "I get the most lurve."
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| - | [[Michael Burton|Mohammed Burton]] insisted "She is so omg cool!"
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| - | She is also deemed "The Best A Man Can Get" by [[Count Nicholaus Watson]], although he may have been referring to the shaver that destroyed [[Nathan Page]]'s "beard".
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| - | She is reported to be the cause of the famous [[Glastonbury Incident]] where, during a [[The Count And His Men]] concert, [[Nathan Page]] threw his bass at [[Rob Paterson]]'s head, knocking him out cold and then stormed off the stage leaving the remaining members to jam for 27 minutes before Rob came to his senses.
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| - | She is befriended by [[Victoria Streets]], who has eyes like streetlamps, but this droll mole comment was deemed Not Funny. Chloétty-baby, however, is as amsuing as [[Garald S Kirk]], even when he has pictures of his uncle to hand.
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| - | Chloétta: The Masterpiece
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| - | She was recently won over with this sentimental ode about her fake best friend.
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| - | '''Samuel Bumblebeelicker'''
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| - | ''(Fat 'cos she eats, or eats 'cos she's stung by motherlicker bees!)''
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| - | do do doo do dooo
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| - | dont speet on my shoe
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| - | you ugly neck fiend
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| - | you know what i meaned
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| - | lets break it down bitch (scraping)
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| - | i ain't no fool yeah tart
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| - | your hair is no flippin art
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| - | il take you done you fat beast
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| - | i like you. the. least
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