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| - | Chloétta Fourtrees is the fittest lass in all the lands, bar [[Rob Paterson]], who she is coincidentally married to. She once had a thing for [[Benjutin Fondré]] but now states she "hated the baldness", Rob hastily removing his [[The Smashing Pumpkins|Billy Corgan]] posters and tattoos. | + | Chloétta Fourtrees is pretty. |
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| - | She is said to be "nonchalent" about the fact she is wife number four out of seven, but added "I get the most lurve."
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| - | She is reported to be the cause of the famous [[Glastonbury Incident]] where, during a [[The Count And His Men]] concert, [[Nathan Page]] threw his bass at [[Rob Paterson]]'s head, knocking him out cold and then stormed off the stage leaving the remaining members to jam for 27 minutes before Rob came to his senses.
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Current revision as of 19:47, 21 September 2006
Chloétta Fourtrees is pretty.
