Snowman Death Match
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Two snowmen fight on TV. Watch!
Cast: Narrator, Snowman 1, Snowman 2, Eyeball Ball
Running Time: 1:05
Locations: Eyeball Ball's house
Page Title: Frosty strikes back!
Transcript
{on light blue screen}
NARRATOR: Fox presents Snowman Death Match!
{snowy place} 3 2 1 GO
SNOWMAN 1: {rushes at SNOWMAN 2}
SNOWMAN 2: {punches SNOWMAN 1}
SNOWMAN 1: {flip-kicks SNOWMAN 2}
SNOWMAN 2: {flip-kicks SNOWMAN 1}
SNOWMAN 1: {punches SNOWMAN 2 repeatedly}
SNOWMAN 2: {punches SNOWMAN 1}
SNOWMAN 1: {flip-kicks SNOWMAN 2}
SNOWMAN 2: {punches SNOWMAN 1 in the face repeatedly}
SNOWMAN 1, SNOWMAN 2: {falls of cliff}
SNOWMAN 2: {tackles SNOWMAN 1}
SNOWMAN 1, SNOWMAN 2: {lands in water}
SNOWMAN 2: {grabs SNOWMAN 1, throws him over his shoulder}
SNOWMAN 1: {comes up as a block of ice, submerges, emerges under SNOWMAN 2}
SNOWMAN 2: {falls in water, submerges as block of ice}
SNOWMAN 1, SNOWMAN 2: {tackles each other, falls back into water}
{cut to EYEBALL BALL's house}
EYEBALL BALL: Ah, I don't like this show. {changes channel}
{cut to TV}
NARRATOR: Law and order- Snowman Violence Unit
{on black screen} FROSTY'S HOUSE 42053 SNOW AVE. North POLE
{snowy place} 3 2 1 GO
SNOWMAN 1: {rushes at SNOWMAN 2}
SNOWMAN 2: {punches SNOWMAN 1}
SNOWMAN 1: {flip-kicks SNOWMAN 2}
SNOWMAN 2: {flip-kicks SNOWMAN 1}
{cut to EYEBALL BALL's house}
EYEBALL BALL: This is the same thing! {changes channel}
{cut to TV}
{on light blue screen} SOME STUPID SNOWMAN SHOW ON THE WB
{snowy place} 3 2 1 GO
SNOWMAN 1: {rushes at SNOWMAN 2}
SNOWMAN 2: {punches SNOWMAN 1}
SNOWMAN 1: {flip-kicks SNOWMAN 2}
SNOWMAN 2: {flip-kicks SNOWMAN 1}
{cut to EYEBALL BALL's house}
EYEBALL BALL: Aagh!
{cue music, on light blue screen} Snow Man Death Match is a parody of modern TV programming
{roll credits}
Notes
- In the final message, it says 'Snow Man,' but it's 'Snowman' everywhere else.
- Under the toon, it says, "I've always wanted to animate two snowmen fighting. Don't ask why."
References
- The WB is a television network.
- Fox is broadcasting company.
- Law and Order is a drama series.
