A Peanut Foot Thanksgiving

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Cast: Turkey, Peanut Foot, Eyeball Ball, Turkey's mother

Running Time: 1:40

Locations: A field, Peanut Foot's house, Eyeball Ball's house

Page Title: Miscellaneous Thanksgiving stuff

Transcript

{Cut to a field. A turkey walks forward, then goes back}

{on screen} A Peanut Foot Thanksgiving

{on screen} Music by assorted bands

{on screen} Sponsored by FreeWebs and Macromedia

{on screen} Produced by Corrina W and Stacey L

{on screen} Here We Go

{on screen} They Might Be Giants

{on screen} They Might Not Be Giants

{on screen} MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

{on screen} Starting in 3... 2... 1...

{cut to Peanut Foot's house. Peanut Foot is watching TV. A scream is heard. Peanut Foot exits. Cut to the field. Eyeball Ball stands behind some red podium thing. The blue sky somehow goes to the left to reveal a lighter sky. Peanut Foot is chasing a turkey}

PEANUT FOOT: Why am I wasting my time watching turkey?

{Peanut Foot exits. Cut to Eyeball Ball's house. Eyeball Ball is standing behind a table with a (dead) turkey on it. He takes out the turkey's innards and throws it off-screen. The screen of Eyeball Ball's house goes to the left to reveal Peanut Foot standing on the field}

PEANUT FOOT: What should I do this Thanksgiving? What will I do?

{Peanut Foot exits. Cut to Eyeball Ball's house again. There is now a clock behind Eyeball Ball. The turkey and table are still there. Cut to the field. Peanut Foot walks across it. The turkey walks across and stops around the middle, then takes out a cell phone}

TURKEY MOTHER: It's too dangerous out today! COME HOME!

TURKEY: Yes mother.

{The turkey then transforms into a clock. Cut to Peanut Foot's house, where the turkey is doing the moonwalk and Peanut Foot and Eyeball Ball are having seizures}