Sick of You

From Pfnetwork

Is Peanut Foot really leaving? Watch!

Cast: Peanut Foot, Smarty Pants, Carrot Foot, Onion Foot, Eyeball Ball, Cupcake Man, Mr. Blood, The Happysac Trio, Tie Dye Ted, Mrs. Bunion, Mr. Anybody, Narrator

Running Time: 1:20

Locations: A Field

Page Title: The madness ends here.

Transcript

{On a black screen. A white foot is shown near the bottom of the screen. White text appears the foot, reading, "Nerdy Comix presents... A Zombie Monkey Production... "I'M SICK OF YOU" Created by Asher Why Cough". The foot disappears and text appears in the bottom-left corner, reading, "Some kind of field. Late afternoon." Cut to a field. Smarty Pants, Carrot Foot, Onion Foot, Eyeball Ball, Cupcake Man, Mr. Blood, Mr. Anybody, The Happysac Trio, Tie Dye Ted, and Mrs. Bunion are gathered. Peanut Foot walks up to the group}

PEANUT FOOT: Hello everyone. I guess you're all wondering why I invited you all here today.

EYEBALL BALL: No, not really.

PEANUT FOOT: Well, I'm going to tell you anyway.

{Close-up of Peanut Foot}

PEANUT FOOT: I'm leaving.

{Cut to close-up of Cupcake Man}

CUPCAKE MAN: {tearing up} Oh my- oh my god. There are so many people I want to thank for this moment.

PEANUT FOOT: You may be wondering WHY I'm leaving.

EYEBALL BALL: No, not really.

PEANUT FOOT: Well, I'm going to tell you anyway. In song, no less!

{Scroll to the right to see a piano. Peanut Foot goes over to the piano and starts to "play".}

PEANUT FOOT: {tunelessly} La la la la la la la... La la la la...

{The group responds with negative comments, including, "Eew," "Oh, that was terrible," and others.}

PEANUT FOOT: Well, the bottom line is I'm leaving because I'm sick of all of you. I mean, you're all really annoying.

{Cut to a close-up of Carrot Foot}

CARROT FOOT: Ya know, for someone who can't sing, you sure insult us pretty openly.

{Cut to a close-up of Onion Foot}

ONION FOOT: Get him! Combine into Super Anime Form!

{on a white screen} ONE ZAP LATER...

SUPER ANIME FORM: Buy Yu-Gi-Oh! cards! Ahahahahaha!

{Peanut Foot exits the screen}

NARRATOR: And so, Peanut Foot packed up his things and drove off in search of a place to live.

{on a black screen} THE END!

References

• The piano is supposedly a Casio piano. Casio (or Kashio) is a large Japanese company that manufactures electronic devices, such as calculators, cash registers, phones, cameras and keyboards.
• Yu-Gi-Oh! is a popular Japanese manga, anime, and trading card game based off the game "Duel Monsters", in which players attempt to destroy each other with their card monsters. Read more about it here or the Wikipedia article, here.