The Gospel of Saint Hubbins
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*The Gospel of Saint Hubbins, 12:52-53: And the demons in the pits of Hell rejoiced. And the Devil does have many Names. One is Temptation. The other is Punkromance. And the Devil did Provoke JK to open the Cheese Thread. And there was much Wailing from the Administrators. | *The Gospel of Saint Hubbins, 12:52-53: And the demons in the pits of Hell rejoiced. And the Devil does have many Names. One is Temptation. The other is Punkromance. And the Devil did Provoke JK to open the Cheese Thread. And there was much Wailing from the Administrators. | ||
| - | *The Gospel of Saint Hubbins, 13:59: And Punkromance, the Devil, did convince JK to bring back the Unholy Cheese Thread, long before sent to the Firey Pits of Lockdom by Angelblade. And the Devil did rule the Forum through the Foolishness of Others. | + | *The Gospel of Saint Hubbins, 13:59-60: And Punkromance, the Devil, did convince JK to bring back the Unholy Cheese Thread, long before sent to the Firey Pits of Lockdom by Angelblade. And the Devil did rule the Forum through the Foolishness of Others. And Peanut Foot did pray to the Mysterious Higher Power (for he was an Agnostic) to end the Agony of the Cheese thread. Though Peanut Foot could send the thread to the fiery pits of Lockdom, this would cause outcry from other forumgoers. So Peanut Foot did decide to Chicken Out and hope that Angelblade or El Diablo would do his Dirty Work for him. |
Revision as of 00:51, 27 July 2007
The Gospel of Saint Hubbins is a satirical, fictional religious text. It was created by various members of the Peanut Foot Forum when they tried to make a new religion. Verses from the Gospel are occasionally posted in random threads throughout the forum. Many times, the verses are out of logical order.
The name, "The Gospel of Saint Hubbins" parodies, "The Gospel of Saint (Mark/Luke/John/Matthew)", the term used to describe the first four gospels of the New Testament in the Bible.
Controversy
The Gospel of Saint Hubbins has some controversial verses about the Cheese Thread on the Peanut Foot Forum:
- The Gospel of Saint Hubbins, 12:52-53: And the demons in the pits of Hell rejoiced. And the Devil does have many Names. One is Temptation. The other is Punkromance. And the Devil did Provoke JK to open the Cheese Thread. And there was much Wailing from the Administrators.
- The Gospel of Saint Hubbins, 13:59-60: And Punkromance, the Devil, did convince JK to bring back the Unholy Cheese Thread, long before sent to the Firey Pits of Lockdom by Angelblade. And the Devil did rule the Forum through the Foolishness of Others. And Peanut Foot did pray to the Mysterious Higher Power (for he was an Agnostic) to end the Agony of the Cheese thread. Though Peanut Foot could send the thread to the fiery pits of Lockdom, this would cause outcry from other forumgoers. So Peanut Foot did decide to Chicken Out and hope that Angelblade or El Diablo would do his Dirty Work for him.
