My Valentine Smells Like Feet

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Fungus cream anyone? Watch!

Cast: Peanut Foot, Mrs. Bunion, Mr. Blood, Eyeball Ball, Cupcake Man, Smarty Pants, Onion Foot

Running Time: 4:01

Locations: Outside Peanut Foot's house, Inside Peanut Foot's house, Mrs. Bunion's house/lair, Cupcake Man's house

Page Title: Sweet Hearts and Fungus Cream: A Winning Combination

Transcript

{Cut to, presumably, outside Peanut Foot's house. Peanut Foot takes mail out of his mailbox and, presumably, heads inside. Cut to Peanut Foot's house.}

Peanut Foot: {reading from the letter} Dear Mr. Foot, Happy Valentine's Day. Oh, and by the way, {the caption reads, "By the way"} your bills are due. So please {the caption reads, "Please" instead of, "So please"} send us the money. Sincerely, the Electric Company. Eh, I don't need this.

{Peanut Foot rips up the letter and takes out a lighter}

{On the screen} Nerdy Comix Presents: "My Valentine Smells Like Feet". Made by Asher. Music by Videlectrix. On with the show!

{Cut to Mrs. Bunion's house/lair. Mrs. Bunion is sitting next to what seems like her computer. A lightbulb appears above her head, then lights up. She takes out a book called, "Evil Plotting for Dummies."

{Mr. Blood enters the room}

Mr. Blood: What are you doing? Are you listening to me?

{Mrs. Bunion takes out a club labeled, "STRESS BUSTER". She seems to hit herself and snap her book in half.}

Mrs. Bunion: GO AWAY!

Mr. Blood: {reluctantly} Okay.

{Mr. Blood exits. Cut to Cupcake Man's house. Cupcake Man enters with a 5:00 shadow and shaving cream. He sprays the shaving cream onto his face and takes out a razor. He shaves the cream off, and, while doing so, cuts his face. A lot. Cut to Peanut Foot's house.}

Peanut Foot: Hm... Ms. {Peanut Foot says Ms. instead of Mrs.} Bunion usually does something evil by now... I wonder what happens? {the caption reads 'happened' instead of 'happens'.}

{Peanut Foot takes out a

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Notes

• The transcript nor the running time for the toon don't include the time and text of the intro.
• Cupcake Man's shaving cream is labeled, "Shave it off 123".

References

• The book, "Evil Plotting for Dummies" is a reference to the Dummies series. See more here or here.