A Peanut Foot Halloween

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How the foot stole Halloween. Watch!

Cast: Peanut Foot, Cupcake Man, Eyeball Ball, Citizens, Mr. Anybody, Smarty Pants, The Happysac Trio, Onion Foot, The Great Pumpkin, Liney McLine

Running Time: 6:00

Locations: Peanut Foot's House, A field, A road, Mrs. Bunion's house, Arcade, Acme Candy Vacuum, A mountain, A bedroom

Page Title: PEANUT FOOT HALLOWEEN! Bleagh! BLEAGH!

[edit] Transcript

{At Peanut Foot's house. An alarm clock sits on a bedside table}

Alarm clock: Wake up!

{A mallet comes down from the ceiling and slams the clock. A calendar turned to the month of Octobe briefly appears. A pumpkin has replaced the clock on the table}

{on screen} A Peanut Foot Halloween. Music by the Stinky Kittens. ON WITH THE SHOW!

{Peanut Foot is standing next to a box of random costumes}

PEANUT FOOT: What should I be for Halloween? Perhaps a decaying corpse? Or an egg? Or the Grim Reaper?

{Cut to a field. Peanut Foot has a band around his waist that says, "Gimme gimme!" and Cupcake Man is dressed as the devil}

PEANUT FOOT: What do you think of my costume?

CUPCAKE MAN: It's terrible.

{Cut to a road, where Eyeball Ball, dressed as the Grim Reaper, is walking. Peanut Foot goes up to a house with a bag labeled, "LOOT" and the door opens}

PEANUT FOOT: Fill 'er up!

{A citizen dumps candy into the bag}

{Eyeball Ball walks up to a citizen, who is sitting on some stairs with a bowl of candy in his lap}

CITIZEN: Take one.

{Eyeball Ball takes out his blood-covered scythe}

CITIZEN: I mean, take several.

{Eyeball Ball grabs the entire bowl of candy and walks away. Cut to a field. Mr. Anybody has a crown and is walking through it, leaving a gray path. Eyeball Ball walks past and kicks Mr. Anybody. Smarty Pants walks through, jumping. Carrrot Foot walks through, dressed as a kleptomaniac and carrying a bowl that looks like a decapitated person. The Happysac Trio walks past, dressed as a building. Onion Foot walks past, dressed as Strong Bad. A pumpkin falls in from the sky and jumps off. Cut to Mrs. Bunion's house}

MRS. BUNION: I hate Halloween.

{Cut to the field, where Onion Foot is}

ONION FOOT: Halloween is truly great.

{A piece of sky falls out and Onion Foot jumps over to where it fell}

ONION FOOT: I wish I had a model rocket. {a model rocket magically appears with no rational explanation} Woah, it worked.

{The rocket flies up and explodes with a "pachow". Carrot Foot walks up to a house, but has the door slammed in his face. Cut to Mrs. Bunion's house, where Mr. Blood and Mrs. Bunion are}

MR. BLOOD: We should stop Halloween from continuing.

{Mr. Blood and Mrs. Bunion exit. Cut to a field, where an Acme Candy Vacuum has been set up and is sucking candy in. The vacuum sucks the last of the candy and the vacuum hose retreats to inside the main building storage area. Mrs. Bunion and Mr. Blood exit the building and walk off. Cut over to Peanut Foot, who is holding his now empty candy bag}

PEANUT FOOT: What happened to my candy?

ONION FOOT: The candy is gone, the loot bag and all.

CUPCAKE MAN: I know who did this.

SMARTY PANTS: Who was it?

CUPCAKE MAN: Mrs. Bunion.

{Eyeball Ball runs up to Mrs. Bunion and Mr. Blood}

EYEBALL BALL: Give us back our candy!

MR. BLOOD: No. {shoots laser beams at Eyeball Ball}

{Eyeball Ball explodes. Mrs. Bunion and Mr. Blood are unconscious for about two seconds. Eyeball Ball jumps over them. Mrs. Bunion and Mr. Blood walk up to Peanut Foot}

MRS. BUNION: {thinking} Grrrgh... {out loud} You're not getting your candy back...

{Mrs. Bunion and Mr. Blood walk away. Cut to the arcade. Eyeball Ball walks past, and his arcade game breaks. Cut to the field, where Smarty Pants is}

SMARTY PANTS: We've got to break into their house and steal the candy!

PEANUT FOOT: I'm hesitant.

CUPCAKE MAN: It's the only way to win back Halloween! {walks up to Eyeball Ball}

EYEBALL BALL: Oh no, I won't be going.

CUPCAKE MAN: But you must! Probably.

{Eyeball Ball sighs and takes out his scythe. Both walk away and up to the vacuum, where a handprint is needed for entrance. Eyeball Ball puts his hand on the pad}

COMPUTER: ACCESS DENIED.

{Eyeball Ball takes out his scythe}

COMPUTER: Okay, okay, access granted.

{Cut to inside the Acme Candy Vacuum. The entire cast (save Mrs. Bunion and Mr. Blood) is standing next to a giant bag marked, "Stolen Candy"}

PEANUT FOOT: NOW!

{The bag somehow rolls away. Mr. Blood is in the bag's path}

MR. BLOOD: I'll stop it.

{A smushing sound is heard. Eyeball Ball covers his eyes}

CUPCAKE MAN: {singing} Mr. Blood tried to stop the bag of candy, only to be smushed, and now the candy's all soggy!

{The bag is shown for a brief moment}

MRS. BUNION: You're not getting your candy back. This is terrible!

CUPCAKE MAN: {singing} Mr. Blood tried to stop the bag of candy, only to be smushed, and now the candy's all soggy!

{Cut to the field, where Eyeball Ball has an atonic seizure. Cut back to the vacuum, where Onion Foot has appeared next to Mrs. Bunion}

MRS. BUNION: I give up. You can have your candy back.

{Cut to the field. A pumpkin is sittin there, then jumps away. Cut to a road. Eyeball Ball trick or treat's a house and is given a large orange piece of candy. Peanut Foot is given a green button. Cut back to a field. A smiling face disintegrates into thin air. Peanut Foot does a little dance. The smiley face disintegrates again. Eyeball Ball walks past, then turns around and walks into Carrot Foot. Smarty Pants does a dance upside-down, then turns over and jumps off. The Happysac Trio is shown, and then the mallet hits the clock again, while the smiley face disintegrates in the corner. Mr. Blood lifts up the bag of candy and throws it onto a mountain, where it explodes. The candy all falls into a rainbow pool, which Eyeball Ball jumps into and swims around in. Peanut Foot tries to jump into the pool, but misses. Eyeball Ball jumps out of the pool and walks away, followed by Peanut Foot. Cut to somewhere undetermined. Mr. Blood jumps up and presses the OVERLOAD button, which breaks. The lights go out. Cut to a field. The powerlines over the field explode. Eyeball Ball walks past, only to be electrocuted. The whole world is electrocuted. A few powerlines explode along with the a few pieces of sky, then the powerlines are magically restored. Cut back to that undetermined location. Eyeball Ball jumps and hits Mr. Blood. The OVERLOAD button has apparently fixed itself. Eyeball Ball then walks away. Cut to the field, where Mr. Anybody is standing below a few powerlines}

MR. ANYBODY: All the powerlines are intact except that one.

{Cut to a bedroom, where a computer is fizzing smoke. Cut to the field, where Eyeball Ball is jumping on Mr. Blood. Cut the mountain, where Mrs. Bunion approaches the rainbow pool with a lit torch. She then lights the pool on fire}

PEANUT FOOT: No one will ever know why she hated Halloween so much. Maybe she just didn't like it... which is the simplest answer, of course.

{Cupcake Man appears with a giant hose and sprays the fire out. Cut to the field, where Cupcake Man and Mrs. Bunion are standing there}

CUPCAKE MAN: Sorry to thwart your evil plan!

MRS. BUNION: You make me so mad!

{Cupcake Man floats off. Smarty Pants has a seizure. Carrot Foot paces}

SMARTY PANTS: I think that you shouldn't ruin our fun, villain.

MR. BLOOD: Attack him!

{Mr. Blood runs and attaches himself to Smarty Pants. Eyeball Ball hits Mr. Blood with his scythe}

SMARTY PANTS: It's midnight. We should probably be getting home!

PEANUT FOOT: Smarty Pants, it's only 9.

SMARTY PANTS: Well, I gotta pee!

MR. ANYBODY: Thanks for sharing. We ALL wanted to know that.

{A gravestone is shown}

MRS. BUNION: We failed to steal Halloween! {has an atonic seizure}

{Mr. Blood jumps into the Candy Vacuum's hose, which disappears}

MRS. BUNION: This is terrible!

{Mrs. Bunion disappears}

SMARTY PANTS: What was that?

ONION FOOT: It's the great pumpkin!

{The Great Pumpkin has a seizure and dies. Eyeball Ball goes home. Liney McLine appears with blue pirate hat and a sign that says, "Happy Halloween. I'm scary."}

SMARTY PANTS: No, you're not!

PEANUT FOOT: {takes out a giant clock which reads around 11:22} Woah, look at the time. {puts the watch back in his "pocket" and goes home}

{Cut to Peanut Foot's house. Peanut Foot is in bed, sleeping.

{on a green screen} The End!

[edit] Notes

• This toon embarrasses Asher.
• This cartoon uses the song "Baby Elephant Walk".
• Smarty Pants bears the Sears brandname.

[edit] References

• The description is a reference to How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
• Strong Bad is a character on Homestar Runner.
• The Great Pumpkin is a mythological being invented by Linus of Peanuts.