Editing My Valentine Smells Like Feet

Fungus cream anyone? [http://www.peanutfoot.net/pfvday05.html Watch!]

[[Image:MVSLF_Sweethearts.png|350px|thumb|Eyeball Ball and Onion Foot learn about SweetHearts and fungus cream.]]

'''Cast:''' [[Peanut Foot]], [[Mrs. Bunion]], [[Mr. Blood]], [[Eyeball Ball]], [[Onion Foot]], [[Cupcake Man]], [[Carrot Foot]], [[Smarty Pants]]

'''Running Time:''' 4:01

'''Locations:''' [[Outside Peanut Foot's house]], [[Inside Peanut Foot's house]], [[Mrs. Bunion's house]], [[Cupcake Man's house]], [http://www.walmart.com Walmart], [[A field]]

'''Page Title:''' Sweet Hearts and Fungus Cream: A Winning Combination

== Transcript ==

''{Cut to, presumably, outside Peanut Foot's house. Peanut Foot takes mail out of his mailbox and, presumably, heads inside. Cut to Peanut Foot's house.}''

'''PEANUT FOOT:''' ''{reading from the letter}'' Dear Mr. Foot, Happy Valentine's Day. Oh, and by the way, ''{the caption reads, "By the way"}'' your bills are due. So please ''{the caption reads, "Please" instead of, "So please"}'' send us the money. Sincerely, the Electric Company. Eh, I don't need this.

''{Peanut Foot rips up the letter and takes out a lighter}''

''{On current screen}'' NERDY COMIX PRESENTS:

''{On current screen}'' "My Valentine Smells Like Feet"

''{On current screen}'' Made by Asher

''{On current screen}'' Music by Videlectrix

''{On current screen}'' On with the show!

''{Cut to Mrs. Bunion's house. Mrs. Bunion is sitting next to what seems like her computer. A lightbulb appears above her head, then lights up. She takes out a book called, "Evil Plotting for Dummies."

''{Mr. Blood enters the room}''

'''MR. BLOOD:''' What are you doing? Are you listening to me?

''{Mrs. Bunion takes out a club labeled, "STRESS BUSTER". She seems to hit herself and snap her book in half.}''

'''MRS. BUNION:''' GO AWAY!

'''MR. BLOOD:''' ''{reluctantly}'' Okay.

''{Mr. Blood exits. Cut to Cupcake Man's house. Cupcake Man enters with a 5:00 shadow and shaving cream. He sprays the shaving cream onto his face and takes out a razor. He shaves the cream off, and, while doing so, cuts his face. A lot. Cut to Peanut Foot's house.}''

'''PEANUT FOOT:''' Hm... Ms. ''{Peanut Foot says Ms. instead of Mrs.}'' Bunion usually does something evil by now... I wonder what happened?

''{Peanut Foot takes out a milkshake/slurpie and takes a drink from it}''

'''PEANUT FOOT:''' I'm bored!

''{Cut to WalMart. Eyeball Ball runs over to what appears to be Customer Service, where Onion Foot is sitting behind a desk.}''

'''ONION FOOT:''' How can I help you?

'''EYEBALL BALL:''' ''{puts a box of SweetHearts on the counter}'' These SweetHearts taste like fungus cream.

'''ONION FOOT:''' SweetHearts always taste like fungus cream! But I did see a green foot-shaped person come in in the middle of the night with a jug of fungus cream.

'''EYEBALL BALL:''' MRS. BUNION!

'''ONION FOOT:''' No yelling in WalMart, please.

''{Cut to Mrs. Bunion's house. Mrs. Bunion and Mr. Blood are... there}''

'''MR. BLOOD:''' What now?

''{Mrs. Bunion smacks Mr. Blood with a dead fish}''

'''MR. BLOOD:''' I'm bored!

''{Cut to Cupcake Man's house. Cupcake Man is sitting, er, floating at his computer desk}''

'''COMPUTER:''' Welcome! You've got spam!

'''CUPCAKE MAN:''' How wonderful. Wait, what's this?

''{Cut to the computer screen. Cupcake Man is on the CNN website, and he clicks on a link. A video player pops up, showing Mrs. Bunion}''

'''MRS. BUNION:''' I didn't do it, I tellz ya!

''{Zoom out back to the desk. Cupcake Man has taken out a red telephone somehow}''

'''CUPCAKE MAN:''' ''{on the phone}'' Eyeball Ball, I need your help.

''{Cut to a field. Cupcake Man and Eyeball Ball are talking to each other}''

'''EYEBALL BALL:''' So... what do we do?

'''CUPCAKE MAN:''' We need to bust into Mrs. Bunion's house and start a dramatic fight scene.

''{Carrot Foot drops in from the sky}''

'''CARROT FOOT:''' I shall help you get revenge on Mrs. Bunion. For it seems like it is the cool thing to do. ''{The captions do not show the 'it is'}''

''{on the screen of Mrs. Bunion's house}'' A bit later...

''{Cut to Mrs. Bunion's house, where Eyeball Ball, Carrot Foot, and Cupcake Man are yelling at Mrs. Bunion}''

'''EYEBALL BALL:''' HOW DARE YOU PUT FUNGUS CREAM IN SWEETHEARTS!

'''CUPCAKE MAN:''' HOW DARE YOU HARM INNOCENT CANDY!

'''CARROT FOOT:''' I'm just following these guys.

'''MRS. BUNION:''' ''{puts on a shark costume}'' I'll need to wear this protective shark costume.

''{Cut over to Mr. Blood, where he puts a needle on a record, starting the music. Cut to Mrs. Bunion, who is "swimming" behind the table. The Jaws theme is played. Cut to Carrot Foot}''

'''CARROT FOOT:''' Enough with the Jaws rip-off! Get to the action!

''{Cut to Eyeball Ball and Mr. Blood. Eyeball Ball punches Mr. Blood. Cut to Carrot Foot and Mrs. Bunion. Carrot Foot zaps Mrs. Bunion with his "lightning eyes". Cut to Cupcake Man and Mr. Blood. Cupcake Man hits Mr. Blood with his head. Cut to Carrot Foot and Mrs. Bunion. Carrot Foot kicks Mrs. Bunion. Text appears at the top, reading, "Live: 1", "Level 4", and, "Points: 34,850". Cut to Eyeball Ball and Mr. Blood. Eyeball Ball throws Mr. Blood to the ground. Cut to Smarty Pants, who comes out of nowhere and walk around.}''

''{on the screen}'' ~We've edited out a scene of brutal beatings.~

''{Cut to Peanut Foot and the entire group. Peanut Foot enters to see Mrs. Bunion with scratches and a small fragment of the shark costume, Carrot Foot with a swollen eye, Cupcake Man with blood around his face, Mr. Blood with X's for eyes, and Eyeball Ball with bandages around his back}''

'''PEANUT FOOT:''' What the heck is going on here?

'''CUPCAKE MAN:''' Mrs. Bunion put fungus cream in SweetHearts so we started a fight.

'''PEANUT FOOT:''' She didn't ''{the caption reads 'did not'}'' put fungus cream in SweetHearts. Look at this.

''{Zoom in on a box of SweetHearts. The ingredients are listed as sugar, fungus cream, and paint.}''

'''CUPCAKE MAN:''' Ew!

'''PEANUT FOOT:''' And Valentine's Day isn't about  ''{the caption reads 'aboot'}'' fight scenes and Jaws rip-offs. It's about ''{once again, the captions read 'aboot'}'' giving meaningless ''{the captions omit meaningless}'' generic gifts cards to all ''{all is omitted in the captions}'' the people ''{the captions have this as 'ppl'}'' you know.

''{Mr. Blood passes out}''

'''EYEBALL BALL:''' But wait, if Mrs. Bunion is truly innocent, how come Onion Foot saw her sneak into WalMart in the middle of the night with a jug ''{the captions read 'some' instead of 'a jug'}'' of fungus cream?

'''MRS. BUNION:''' I work at the ''{'the' is omitted in the captions}'' WalMart! ''{the captions enter, "Always low prices, always!"}''

''{Peanut Foot exits and Smarty Pants enters.}''

'''SMARTY PANTS:''' HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

''{Fade out to black}''

''{Roll credits}''

== Notes ==
*The transcript nor the running time for the toon don't include the time and text of the intro.
*Cupcake Man's shaving cream is labeled, "Shave it off 123".

== References ==
*The book, "Evil Plotting for Dummies" is a reference to the Dummies series. See more [http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/ here] or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...for_Dummies here].
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweethearts_%28candy%29 SweetHearts] are a small heart-shaped candy produced by NECCO. Each SweetHeart has a stereotypical Valentine's Day message printed on them (ie I love you, Be mine, Kiss me, etc.)
*"Shave it off 123" is a reference to "Stave it off 1 2 3," a song from the Strong Bad Email [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail110.html for kids].
*[http://www.walmart.com WalMart] is a huge retailer store. It's motto is "Always low prices!", which is seen in the toon.
*[http://www.cnn.com CNN] is a television network and stands for Cable News Network.
*The video player on the CNN website is a reference to [http://www.apple.com/quicktime Quicktime], whose symbol is a blue Q.
*Jaws is a movie about a shark.

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