StrainB

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Strain B is the second known variation of the zombie virus. Widely associated with the band Green Eyed Posse, Strain B is the focus of much international talk.

History

Anonymous ex-employees of The Red State have publicly announced that Strain B was first developed by Red State R&D as a means to control individual consumer habits en masse. The Red State dismisses the allegation, calling it "a conspiracy theory" used by ex-employees "to harass, discredit and demean Red State medical research."

Recently, the Central Intelligence Agency has declared that The Red State never had anything to do with the production or spread of Strain B, and that all evidence to the contrary has been "manufactured by citizens with known terrorist affiliation." Many Pepper Cascade Theorists claim that the CIA is in fact already compromised by Red State infiltrators.

Green Eyed Posse Involvement

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Alex Wiechern

This grainy photo was taken by Canadian outdoorsman, Dustin Boehr, in 2007. Many Pepper Cascade Theorists allege that the bottle shown in the hands of known political extremist Alex Wiechern is a vial of active Strain B. Proponents of the Strain B Wildlife Testing Theory claim that Wiechern is a member of The Pepper Cascade and was about to infect a herd of moose before being unexpectedly spooked by Boehr. Others claim that Wiechern is simply holding an early morning bottle of Rum.

Some Theorists maintain that Dustin Boehr is himself a practicing Pepper Cascade member and that the blurry photo is part of a much larger, currently unknown Pepper Cascade plan.

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