Parlancia Events
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Since Parlancia was first made there has been many notable moments. I'll explain a few now.
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The Banning of Cookie Monster
Cookie-Monster may have just had too much to say. His talking wasn't as popular as his banning, though. Cookie Monster was the first user to be banned on PLF, and that is why he was famous. After his ban, pictures started popping up showing the Cookie Monster being banned, the Cookie Monster saying he was going to get banned and the Cookie Monster saying he was banned. In particular, the user John laughed a fair bit. Yes, Cookie Monster was banned all right. But how was he to know what was right and what was wrong? The rules. This is a warning to all you other members: Read the rules, or the result may be harsh.
The "Big" Invasion
On March 25th, 2008, 6 new members joined, under the names of Big C, Big D, Big E, Big G, Big T, Big X and Big Z, all of them claiming to be to be from Finland and to be 13(one of them was 63, lol) and being Big A's friends. Their supposed leader, Big C, created a thread, calling Big A to a pwnage duel. The thread ended up with Absent posting gigantic pictures of James May (Hey! That's not true! It was frank sinatra too!), the Bigs flaming each other and people who listen to metal, along side with the original one(still unknown, which one is real) and one of them posting pr0no, lawl. This notorious thread was closed by Sunray. The day ended with a warning to all impostors. One of them, Big E, didnt listen to this and was banned. The people responsible for this still havent been found.
Sudden and Unforseen Disappearance
You may all have noticed that the nice big yellow triangular error sign (for you winners using Firefox) did its work well the past week. This was because, for reasons still unknown (of me, at least) the host decided to mess around with PLF a bit, to the point where the host threw our dearest forum in a dark and freakishly scary pit, where it was eaten by a huge manatee. AzH then chopped his way into Gav's armor, and set out to slay the evil fire breathing (oh, wait...manatees breathe fire?) monster. He succeeded and he brought PLF to a small, temporary but safe shelter, hosted by a certain wise man named "Culture, The", then to another one, safe as well, but already slightly more comfortable, even considered the fact that that place was under the rule of a devious tyrant. When Gav fixed his portal into this o-so-beautiful-with-lots-of-pink-everywhere-barbie(?)-world (let's not go too far, after all, I'm still here to tell an absolute truthful story...)he then brought his baby home, to the cheer and hapiness of every one of its inhabitants. And we all live happily ever after and have lots of babies and blablablablablaa. But for that we might want to install a huge anti-manatee-missile shield all around PLF first.
May Fools Joke
John, along with suggestions from Bleh the Almighty, created an account called Jess. She was 18, from Belgium, super hawt, and fun loving. It would have only been days before someone latched on. Too bad I (John) didn't take Bleh's advice to use a proxy, and bang, the joke was down the next day. Possibly the saddest May Fools joke ever.
