Fetter

From Parlancia

He waits around corners in dark alleys, carrying a bottle of lube and several meat pastries. On one day a week he'll come in a big red suit bearing gifts for the children of the world. He also likes long walks on the beach, sunsets, and just holding hands while gazing into his companion's eyes romantically.

Lies and slander!

Fetter is part of that "sexually perverted" group of the forum population. Together with Anzy (the Paki) and Sovocles they spread their weird behaviour over the forums and in many Msn convos which, also, get spread over the Spam forum. >.>