N00b
From Parlancia
A n00b is a person who is generally annoying. Fortunately, we at Parlancia needn't suffer the irritation of the n00bs that often, but many evils still lurk on our lands.
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Urban Dictionary Definition
- n.
- 1) A person who is new to a game
- 2) A person who, regardless of experience, lacks the skill or copmetence to be competitive in a certain game
- 3) Someone who tends to whine or complain when being beaten at a game - often done by accussing more skilled opponents of hacking
- 4) One who may talk trash, claiming to be elite at a game, only to be beaten down by a better player, or will turn down any games when challenged by better players.
- v.
- 1) To act or behave in the way that a n00b would
- 2) Behaving as if lacking experience, skill or knowledge
- NOTE: Can be used with a number of connotations. Often is used mockingly or in a manner of jesting. Other times is used seriously, but is often considered a brainless or weak insult when used alone as a supposed malicious insult. Is generally considered rude and derogatory unless a person is displaying disregard and general apathy towards other players - in this case, skill may be a non-factor (see definitions 3 and 4).
- See also n00bed, n00bie, and newbie
- n. This n00b just charges in at the enemies and gets owned in the first 10 seconds of the game.
- v. Look at this guy n00bing it up - I've never seen anyone die so fast, so often.
What to do if you encounter a n00b
1. Laugh.
2. Flame.
Repeat 1-2.
What if my friend turns out to be a n00b?
1. Give false condolences.
2. Laugh.
3. Flame.
Repeat 2-3.
List of n00bs
In alphabetical order! \\o/
