Miscellaneous

From Parlancia

Sometimes our members are so full of shit that they can't possibly class it under anything. This is where the Miscellaneous section comes in.

The Junkyard Explained

First and foremost, I must tell you that, despite our "jokes", most of us are not homosexual. "Buttsex" is one of the most used words of this forum. We're making an effort to change this, but one could say it is in vain.

The Coloured Threads

You may see threads such as "The Red Thread" or "The Black Thread". One might call it roleplay. Nearly every member has joined a coloured thread. It's a sort of "fight for your country" game. The threads will fight for first place in quantity and quality. While you may find threads such as "The Blue Thread" or "The Pasta Thread", the Red thread and the Black thread hold the majority of members.

The Members

The members make up Parlancia, obviously. Like people, they're all different. Here's a rough explanation of the more popular members.

Jebus - He's one of the most popular members of this forum, for all the wrong reasons. He's an impossible enemy if he doesn't like you, and a good friend if he does like you.

Sovocles - Almost always shortened to "Sov", Sovocles is a Super Moderator. He's nice, fun-loving and perverted.

Tolga - Tolga is Parlancia's Hitman and screenshotter. He'll take screenshots of anything you can throw at him, or at least anything he has. He is also our hitman.

Mr.Gav - Always shortened to "Gav". Mr.Gav is Parlancia's one and only Admin. Despite the reputation of being a big, bad ass-hole, he really loves everyone of you. Send him a hug PM, he'll love you all the more for it.

Ambika - One of Parlancia's women-folk, Ambika has become known mostly through the coloured threads and Sovocles.

Myko - Once known as Aica, Myko is known for being extremely perverted. His popularity was increased when he admitted to the forum that he was not a 19 year old female, he was a 14 year old male.

Bleh - Bleh, known before as The-Bleh-Bleh, is an Advanced Member. He's probably one of the nicest members on the forum.

Ryette - One of Parlancia's women-folk, Ryette is an Advanced Member. Just being a female is being popular at Parlancia.

Sunray - A Super Moderator, Sunray, often turned to as Sunny, is one of Parlancia's most mature members. Like all members, he's a very valuable part of Parlancia. He starts many conversations in the other forums.

Dylz - Jebus' best friend, Dylz is the Australian that you will hear so little about.

Vasili - Also known as Jones, Vasili is known for being a complete jackass. If he weren't a jackass, he wouldn't be mentioned here. Keep it up.

Wasturr - One of the oldest members of this forum, Wasturr is known for kicking. He's even got his own thread.

The Paki - Also known as Anzy or Marc, The Paki is the Australian that you'll hear so much about but not see.

Like always, members are sometimes forgotten. There are plenty more members that should be mentioned, I'm sure. You can learn more about these members and more at our Wiki.

The Language of Parlancia

Like all forums, Parlancia may often use words that you've never heard. I'll try and explain some here.

Buttshecks - A very common word, buttshecks usually means buttsex.

Sov - Sovocles' short name.

Sunny - Sunray's short name.

Kitty - thel0stcat's short name.

SM - More an abbreviation than a word. SM = Super Moderator. Mind you, I'm sure other forums use it too.

Teh - The. If you don't know this by now, you're retarded.

DT - Devious Tyrant forums.

GF - FileFront Gaming Forums.

PLF - Your very own Parlancia.

TRF - The Rogue Forums.

Wassy - Wasturr's short name.

Parlancia is a small forum, of course. But it can feel "different" to other members. Hopefully, this guide will help you more understand our wacky ways.

Far from finished. Hope you guys can help me here.