Mr.Gav
From Parlancia
We don't know this guy, he just abuses us and feeds us wiener dogs. Wiener dogs...that's a funny name. Haha.
I'm just messing with you, he's not nice enough to feed us. Mr.Gav is 'The Man'. He probably won't like me saying that, him being so humble and all (:p), but it's true. Without him, Parlancia would be forever lost. Mr.Gav, Gav, Gavvy, Gavizard (Jeesch, how could you forget to name "Gavizard"?! ~Sov), Gazza, Gavinizer and Gavlet (okay, I just made half of those up on the spot...) is the one and only Admin of Parlancia. He created the forum, along with AzH. If not for Gav, I would not be speaking to you in the calm manner I am now. I would not be speaking to you at all.
I don't know what more can be said about this user as of yet. He's just...Gav. =)