N00b

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:1) A person who is new to a game
:1) A person who is new to a game
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:2) A person who, regardless of experience, lacks the skill or copmetence to be competitive in a certain game
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:2) A person who, regardless of experience, lacks the skill or competence to be competitive in a certain game
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:3) Someone who tends to whine or complain when being beaten at a game - often done by accussing more skilled opponents of hacking
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:3) Someone who tends to whine or complain when being beaten at a game - often done by accusing more skilled opponents of hacking
:4) One who may talk trash, claiming to be elite at a game, only to be beaten down by a better player, or will turn down any games when challenged by better players.
:4) One who may talk trash, claiming to be elite at a game, only to be beaten down by a better player, or will turn down any games when challenged by better players.

Revision as of 21:07, 3 February 2008

A n00b is a person who is generally annoying. Fortunately, we at Parlancia needn't suffer the irritation of the n00bs that often, but many evils still lurk on our lands.

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Urban Dictionary Definition

n.
1) A person who is new to a game
2) A person who, regardless of experience, lacks the skill or competence to be competitive in a certain game
3) Someone who tends to whine or complain when being beaten at a game - often done by accusing more skilled opponents of hacking
4) One who may talk trash, claiming to be elite at a game, only to be beaten down by a better player, or will turn down any games when challenged by better players.
v.
1) To act or behave in the way that a n00b would
2) Behaving as if lacking experience, skill or knowledge
NOTE: Can be used with a number of connotations. Often is used mockingly or in a manner of jesting. Other times is used seriously, but is often considered a brainless or weak insult when used alone as a supposed malicious insult. Is generally considered rude and derogatory unless a person is displaying disregard and general apathy towards other players - in this case, skill may be a non-factor (see definitions 3 and 4).
See also n00bed, n00bie, and newbie
n. This n00b just charges in at the enemies and gets owned in the first 10 seconds of the game.
v. Look at this guy n00bing it up - I've never seen anyone die so fast, so often.

What to do if you encounter a n00b

1. Laugh.

2. Flame.

Repeat 1-2.

What if my friend turns out to be a n00b?

1. Give false condolences.

2. Laugh.

3. Flame.

Repeat 2-3.

List of n00bs

In alphabetical order! \\o/

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