Jack the Ripper

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Jack the Ripper is the name given to a mysterious figure who, on foggy nights in 1888, ripped London prostitutes a new one. "Saucy Jack," he was.

Suspects

• Lewis Carroll (sang ram!)
• Edgar Allan Poe (may have died 39 years earlier, but that's just the kind of thing he'd do)
• Orson Welles (if the Black Dahlia isn't sacred, who is?)
• So, basically, everybody I think is great has been accused of murder.

I want to eat some kidney pie

Mmm. Kidney pie.