From Np Hogwarts
"Colin is a ponce."
-- Rupert.
"In love with Alex D." <---- I will kill you. Slowly and painfully. -- Alex
-- Rupert.
"Has weird Mummy issues. Also gets testy when called gay. You know what that means, right lads?"
-- Rupert.
"No Rupert, Colin has daddy issues."
-- Rowan.