Kartick Maheshwari
From Nlsiu Batchof2005
Kartick Maheshwari, your best friend who is also your worst enemy. Total package. He has been protecting his honor from desi women in Philly, after all since he will have the highest income in your batch next year Marwari mamma's in Calcutta have already got their daughers lined up.
Dicha Kabadi hai... The only person who'd publicize remarks about himself. Ref. Vishnu's 'looks like a snake lunging for Richa Roy' (wrt Richa's page three pic), Kartick calls up everyone to make sure they've read the email...
"Slimeball", "lovely", or "Maheshwari" (among the many nicknames he's picked up overtime), besides richly deserving the first one, also happens to be a great great friend who would go to any extent to support or defend his friends. As the long-suffering roommate of his close friend Vishnu, Slime showed how roomates cannot only be simply tolerable but also a great source of support and encouragement. And beneath that much laughed at CGPA (especially by his close friends), lay one of the sharpest commercial law minds in the class (if not, the sharpest!). After a much enjoyed stint at Ivy League U Penn Slime turned down so many offers from glitzy New York law firms that he's lost track -- he's going to be joining tony Davis Pork Wardwell and says he hopes to make partner in five years!