Kartick Maheshwari
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After a much enjoyed stint at Ivy League U Penn, Slime turned down so many offers from glitzy New York and Bombay law firms that he's lost track -- but he's going to be joining tony Davis Pork Wardwell and says he hopes to make partner in five years! However, the biggest compliment that can be made about him is that now there are loads of his classmates (some of whom cant be named :) ), juniors (and even seniors) who want to follow in his footsteps and, as one put it "do a Kartick Maheshwari". [vvs] | After a much enjoyed stint at Ivy League U Penn, Slime turned down so many offers from glitzy New York and Bombay law firms that he's lost track -- but he's going to be joining tony Davis Pork Wardwell and says he hopes to make partner in five years! However, the biggest compliment that can be made about him is that now there are loads of his classmates (some of whom cant be named :) ), juniors (and even seniors) who want to follow in his footsteps and, as one put it "do a Kartick Maheshwari". [vvs] | ||
| - | Dicha Kabadi hai... The only person who'd publicize remarks about himself. Ref. Vishnu's 'looks like a snake lunging for Richa Roy' (wrt Richa's page three pic), Kartick calls up everyone to make sure they've read the email... (thinking about Snakes, Slimeball is also rumoured to have a snake tucked away somewhere :) Incidentally, in the first year the women | + | Dicha Kabadi hai... The only person who'd publicize remarks about himself. Ref. Vishnu's 'looks like a snake lunging for Richa Roy' (wrt Richa's page three pic), Kartick calls up everyone to make sure they've read the email... (thinking about Snakes, Slimeball is also rumoured to have a snake tucked away somewhere :) Incidentally, in the first year the women decided that Kartick had the best ass in class!! |
Revision as of 16:27, 14 April 2006
Kartick Maheshwari, your best friend who is also your worst enemy. Total package. He has been protecting his honor from desi women in Philly, after all since he will have the highest income in your batch next year Marwari mamma's in Calcutta have already got their daughers lined up.
"Slimeball", "lovely", or "Maheshwari" (among the many nicknames he's picked up overtime), besides richly deserving the first one, also happens to be a great great friend who would go to any extent to support or defend his friends. His awesome sense of humour, especially at the expense of his friends,was always welcome from everybody. As the long-suffering roommate of his close friend Vishnu, Slime showed his roommates how roommates are not only tolerable but also can be a great source of support and encouragement. His main target in 2007 Ganga was of course Captain who was tactically introduced to all those brilliant computer games and magazines just on the eve of exams or project submissions. But a guy who always had jokes lined up about people was also the best sport when it came to jokes about him --no one else could have lived through all those jokes about his (tragic) liason with that fair PYT :). [vvs]
And beneath that much laughed at CGPA (especially by his close friends), lay one of the sharpest commercial law minds in the class (if not, the sharpest!). As much as his mind was tuned into the hottest gossip of the class it was also tuned into the stock market or the most recent SEBI notification or the movement of the Sensex (which was aptly renamed the Slimex in his honour!). His commercial acumen was at the fore when Economic Times published several articles in their "Corporate Counsel" section from a law student who's vowed to be the Gordon Gekko of the legal world ("The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." -- Michael Douglas as Gordon Gekko in Wall Street c.1987; Kartick Maheshwari (as himself) in "Marwari Liar" c.2006). [vvs]
After a much enjoyed stint at Ivy League U Penn, Slime turned down so many offers from glitzy New York and Bombay law firms that he's lost track -- but he's going to be joining tony Davis Pork Wardwell and says he hopes to make partner in five years! However, the biggest compliment that can be made about him is that now there are loads of his classmates (some of whom cant be named :) ), juniors (and even seniors) who want to follow in his footsteps and, as one put it "do a Kartick Maheshwari". [vvs]
Dicha Kabadi hai... The only person who'd publicize remarks about himself. Ref. Vishnu's 'looks like a snake lunging for Richa Roy' (wrt Richa's page three pic), Kartick calls up everyone to make sure they've read the email... (thinking about Snakes, Slimeball is also rumoured to have a snake tucked away somewhere :) Incidentally, in the first year the women decided that Kartick had the best ass in class!!
