Mario

From Nintendofics

Mario is a character who often appears in Mario and Nintendo fanfiction. He is the rightful mascot of Nintendo, and all of the other characters are unworthy.

Mario was originally thought up before the likes of classic American cartoon icons - Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse - showed up. Henceforth, Mario is older than Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny.

It's rumored that Mario and May are secretly going out with each other.