Some SKF Stuff/Character Intros

From Nick Bate Wiki

Basically a ripoff of the H*R character videos.

[edit] Nick

NICK: Hey, I'm Nick Bate, of the Earth Bates... from Earth. At times it may seem like I'm the main character, but if you think that then YOU'RE WRONG AND STUPID. Now that that's out of the way, I'm supposed to say stuff aboot myself. My interests include video games of the RPG variety, roleplaying, writing and drawing, butts, kittens, and the other things I'm aboot to talk aboot. I listen to, like, seven bands, last time I counted. Of course, three of them are technically They Might Be Giants, but it still counts so shut up. I also enjoy watching Bonus Stage, Homestar Runner, Clone High, Futurama, South Park, Family Guy, and other similar cartoons. Oh, and I'm evil. I'm chock full of evility, man. But deep down inside me there's a little kid who just wants to be loved. Of course, she should probably get out of there before she's digested by my stomach enzymes, but whatever. Her loss. I'm also a hippie, and it is my firm belief that Kentucky Don't Exist. And, um, I live in a cave, completely isolated from civilization. I plan to keep it this way and there's nothing you can do to change my mind because I'm adamant like that. Adamant... adamantium is a cool metal, huh? I mean, mithril and orichalcum are better, in my opinion, but I mean... adamantium is the hardest metal in the fuckin' universe, and that deserves some credit right there.

KRIS: Um, Nick, we're kinda running out of battery life here. I... forgot to recharge after we filmed that last porno.

NICK: Oh, yeah... yeah... okay, I'll wrap it up, then. So in summation, ladies and... ladies, don't forget to wear condoms, because the act of conception is the only good part of teen pregnancy! ^_^

KRIS: Yeah okay, I'm pressing the stop button.