Stuff That's Wrong With Nick
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A currently incomplete list of things that are wrong with Nick, divided up into five categories. Enjoy.
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Physically
- I have cramps in my foot every once in a while. I think it's like, once a month or so, but that's just an estimate.
- I have acne on my forehead, as well as a bit on my legs, arms, face, etc.
- A shower door fell on my left foot a long time ago, crushing my big toe, so the toenail there is all gross and yellow and tender.
- I'm very weak. I can't lift much weight at all. I can barely lift my one cat, Grayson.
- Ummm, I'm ugly.
- I have very low stamina, and can't run for very long. A few seconds at most, and then I need a loooooooong break.
- I am unable to hold my breath for more than around 17 seconds (my record). I have very bad lung capacity, presumably from smoking pot, or from secondhand tobacco smoke.
Mentally
- I am failing all my school subjects, even Bible somehow. It is on purpose for the most part.
- I have been diagnosed with ADD.
- I'm writing a list of stuff that's wrong with me.
Emotionally
- I am more feminine than masculine.
- I cry a lot. Though if there's people around I don't do it out loud.
- I'm a sissy/wimp/coward, etc. and I have a very low tolerance for pain.
- For some reason, my feelings have been hurt only three times in my entire life.
- I'm generally apathetic aboot things that have nothing to do with me or Anna.
Sexually
- I'm a pervert. I have many, many fetishes, including BDSM, anal sex, panties, scatophilia, etc.
- My penis is very small. It's only four and a half inches when fully erect. The average size for my age is six inches, meaning I'm an inch and a half too small.
- It takes me a very long time to orgasm (somewhere around an hour or more). Rarely I can manage to do it in around twenty minutes, but only if I'm not distracted by anything, and I have to be really, really horny.
