Stuff That's Wrong With Anna

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Physically

• I'm nearsighted.
• I have acne, mainly on my forehead. And back. Seriously.
• I'm a klutz.
• I have multiple scars, including one on my right index finger from getting it stuck in a car door, one on my left index finger from getting it stuck in a folding chair, one on my butt from sitting on some broken glass, one on my leg from falling off a fence into some juniper bushes, multiple chicken pox scars, and more.
• I have huge tonsils.
• My ears have been blocked since summer of 2004. No, I'm not kidding. I also have 5% hearing loss in my left ear, as I recall--a negligible amount, but still.
• I have allergies and very mild asthma.

Mentally

• I have been diagnosed with ADHD, general anxiety disorder, and Asperger's syndrome.
• There's a decent chance that I'm bipolar--it runs in the family, and I do exhibit several symptoms.
• I'm terribly arachnophobic.
• I cannot STAND people tapping. Like, tapping their pencils or fingers against the table or whatever. It's like nails on a chalkboard.
• I have an extremely short temper.
• I can't stand noisiness. At all.
• I've been known to suffer from panic attacks, particularly when I'm in crowds.
• I have extreme impulse control issues. Thankfully, I am on medication for them.
• I'm on medication for ADHD/impulse control, anxiety disorder, and bipolar disorder.
• I'm extremely obsessive about certain things.
• I have a lot of trouble concentrating in school.
• I am extremely disorganized.
• The sound of paper rubbing against paper makes me kind of uncomfortable; the sound of styrofoam rubbing against styrofoam actually makes me feel physically ill.

Sexually

• I have a pretty big labia majora, as far as I can tell. I have no idea why the hell I'm saying this.

Spiritually

• I'm a Christian, but I'm a foul-mouthed, hateful, spiteful, blasphemous asshole.
• I don't actually follow certain things in my religion.
• I don't believe in Hell.
• I actually pray for the return of Bonus Stage, and also did so with Futurama before it was declared to be returning.
• Also, I swear while praying.

Things About Anna That Are Not Problems, But Are Definitely Abnormal

• I am extremely flexible. I can put both feet behind my head at once, bend my fingers back so that they're almost at a 90-degree angle, bend my thumb so that it lays flat against my wrist (though I need to hold it down using my other hand), and bend my back quite significantly, among other things.
• I can touch my tongue to my nose. According to Ripley's Believe It Or Not, only 1% of the populace can do this.
• I am bisexual. Not OBSCENELY abnormal, but not NORMAL per se, either.
• I can't remember things that are actually all that important, but I have tons of songs memorized, along with multiple episodes of Bonus Stage, Homestar Runner, and possibly even Futurama. I have them so completely memorized that I can essentially watch/listen to them in my head.
• I have an extremely high IQ--again, not a bad thing at all, but quite unusual.