Some Things You Should Know

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You've all heard the stories about Nick being a creepy stalker, right? Of course you have! Well, here's some other pieces of information you might want to see!

Nick isn't just some random dude that started "stalking" her. Oh no, not at all! Nick was one of Anna's CLOSE FRIENDS since 2006! GASP! REVELATION! And guess what?! Until August 23, 2008, Anna never before complained aboot any of the things she now complains about!

'Aboot'

You may have heard that Anna considers the word 'aboot' offensive to Canadians for some reason! Well, let's take a look at some excerpts from chat logs, shall we?

May 26, 2006

Hagurumon31: oh, and I'm 177 pounds.
IllNeedACrane: I'm...115.
IllNeedACrane: And 5'3".
Hagurumon31: Well, if that chart at that science place was right, I'm three pounds underweight... somehow.
IllNeedACrane: O_o
Hagurumon31: I don't know how that's possible, unless it meant 180 pounds of muscle instead of fat.
IllNeedACrane: Well, if you ARE 5'8"...
Hagurumon31: Yeah... the chart said 180 lbs. is what 5'8" peeps are supposed to be.
IllNeedACrane: So you're fine.
IllNeedACrane: What aboot 5'3"?
Hagurumon31: I... don't know... I didn't think to look.
IllNeedACrane: Well, do ya think 115 lbs is okay?
Hagurumon31: Yeah, should be.
IllNeedACrane: Cool.

WHOA WHOA WHOA BACK UP

IllNeedACrane: What aboot 5'3"?

OHHHHHHHH, WHAT WAS THAT, ANNA?

OMG Anna has actually complimented Nick in the past!

And here's some nice things Anna has said aboot me!

Nick does not always talk aboot marriage and sex

And here's evidence that I do NOT always hit on her!

February 29, 2008

[22:20] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Okay. I need to tell you this.
[22:21] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Hmm?
[22:21] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: I'm breaking up with Paul. THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE WITH ME. CAPICHE?
[22:21] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Huh?
[22:21] Kentucky Don't Exist!: How come you're breaking up?
[22:22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: It just ain't workin' out
[22:22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Oh.
[22:24] Kentucky Don't Exist!: So like. Are you okay?
[22:25] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: I'm fine.
[22:25] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: In fact, I'm...kind of glad. I just did it.
[22:25] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: And he seems okay with it. I think we'll be able to stay friends, which is a good thing.
[22:25] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Ah, okay.
[22:27] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Do you... have anyone else in mind?
[22:27] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Nope.
[22:27] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Ah.
[22:29] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Hey, uh.
[22:30] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Yuss?
[22:30] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Is it alright if I tell KN? He... kinda thought you were in an abusive relationship and... I mean, this'd kinda be evidence against it. o_o;
[22:30] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: He did? O_o
[22:30] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Why?
[22:31] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Yeah. For the past three weeks, actually.
[22:31] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: That's just silly. O_o
[22:31] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Well... he said you display the symptoms and stuff. Actually, Jessa and I discussed it, to.
[22:31] Kentucky Don't Exist!: *too
[22:31] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: I do? O_o That's odd, because I was never in such a relationship.
[22:32] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Yeah. I know.
[22:32] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: So yeah, tell him I never was in an abusive relationship.
[22:32] Kentucky Don't Exist!: I did. But I didn't tell him WHY I know this.
[22:32] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Why did you know?
[22:33] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Um? Because you broke up with your boyfriend.
[22:33] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Aside from the fact that I wouldn't keep something like that a secret.
[22:33] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Ah.
[22:33] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Well, that's the thing. People who're being abused DO tend to keep it a secret, so.
[22:34] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Ahh.
[22:34] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Odd.
[22:34] Kentucky Don't Exist!: You... didn't know this? I mean... y'know... they'd be ashamed and stuff...
[22:34] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Ah.

You will note that not only did I not take advantage of the situation and swoop in for the rebound, I actually counseled her and provided her with useful information! Plus I was worried aboot her being in an abusive relationship!

The Real Anna Nickel

Instances of Anna yelling at me for no reason whatsoever. Reminds you of present-day, huh?

Nick really knows his shiznit

Instances of Nick being the intelligent one!

Miscellaneous mindfucks

May 13, 2006

Hagurumon31: Well, what if you devised a point system, and buicking is like, the most expensive prize that I might be able to achieve like once a year?
IllNeedACrane: No.
Hagurumon31: Oh... well, what kind of prizes CAN I get?
IllNeedACrane: Uh...
IllNeedACrane: Kisses. Drawings. Stuff like that.

Okay, yes, I admit I asked her for anilingus here, but you'll also notice that HOLY CRAP SHE AGREED TO KISSES.