Stuff That's Wrong With Nick
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| - | + | A currently incomplete list of things that are wrong with Nick, divided up into five categories. Enjoy. | |
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| + | ===Physically=== | ||
| + | *I have cramps in my foot every once in a while. I think it's like, once a month or so, but that's just an estimate. | ||
| + | *Occasionally I have cramps in other body parts, too, such as my neck and back. | ||
| + | *I have acne on my forehead, as well as a bit on my legs, arms, face, etc. | ||
| + | *A shower door fell on my left foot a long time ago, crushing my big toe, so the toenail there is all gross and yellow and tender. | ||
| + | *I'm very weak. I can't lift much weight at all. I can barely lift my one cat, Grayson. | ||
| + | *Ummm, I'm ugly. | ||
| + | *I have very low stamina, and can't run for very long. A few seconds at most, and then I need a loooooooong break. | ||
| + | *I am unable to hold my breath for more than around 17 seconds (my record). I have very bad lung capacity, presumably from smoking pot, or from secondhand tobacco smoke. | ||
| + | *On certain days, I have uncontrollable coughing fits. This is only on some days. There's no pattern, as far as I know. Apparently is has something to do with postnasal drip, because I keep coughing up mucus. It's really gross. | ||
| + | *I have a scar on my right hand from this one time at an amusement park when I touched the side of this huge slide while I was going down it, and the friction ripped some skin off. | ||
| + | *I wear glasses for being nearsighted. Apparently my vision has gotten even worse since I started wearing them. | ||
| + | *I often have back pains. | ||
| + | *This one time I walked 0.41 miles on this exercise machine thingy, and for at least three days afterward, my one leg was in a great deal of pain, and I was limping. Also I almost passed out. | ||
| + | *My voice sucks. It's all monotone and stuff. | ||
| + | *My fingers and toes are crooked. | ||
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| + | ===Mentally=== | ||
| + | *I am failing all my school subjects, even Bible somehow. It is on purpose for the most part. | ||
| + | *I have been diagnosed with ADD. | ||
| + | *I'm writing a list of stuff that's wrong with me. | ||
| + | *I believe that Kentucky Don't Exist. | ||
| + | *Most of my friends believe I have Asperger's syndrome. I'm pretty sure I do, too. No, you don't. YES I DO. | ||
| + | *I'm afraid of many, many things, mostly stupid stuff that nobody else in teh universe would be afraid of. | ||
| + | *I'm stupid. I have some common sense, but not much. I also lack knowledge of pop culture, everyday terms, and lots of other stuff. I plan to keep it that way. | ||
| + | *I can't stand certain noises, such as vacuums or styrofoam. | ||
| + | *A lot of materials in clothing I can't stand, either. So I only wear loose-fitting, smooth clothes. | ||
| + | *I'm a hypochondriac. | ||
| + | *I talk to myself a lot. But in my defense, it's usually because I'm roleplaying and I don't have anyone to roleplay with, so I do it with myself. | ||
| + | *I have lots of obsessions, most of which only last a brief time, and then I move on to a new obsession. | ||
| + | *I have what my family calls "selective memory", I can sometimes remember stuff like TMBG, Bonus Stage, etcetera, but am unable to remember school-type stuff. | ||
| + | *I am good at following specific directions, but if they're vague or if I'm given options, I'll be completely lost, and stand there looking stupid and clueless until someone helps me. | ||
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| + | ===Emotionally=== | ||
| + | *I am more feminine than masculine. | ||
| + | *I cry a lot. Though if there's people around I don't do it out loud. | ||
| + | *I'm a sissy/wimp/coward, etc. and I have a very low tolerance for pain. | ||
| + | *For some reason, my feelings have been hurt only three times in my entire life. | ||
| + | *I'm generally apathetic aboot things that have nothing to do with me or Anna. | ||
| + | *I like cats more than most humans. | ||
| + | *I succumb to jealousy. | ||
| + | *I get really pissed off easily, to the point where I pick up whatever object is lying around and bash people in the head with it. This usually only happens with Mom. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===Sexually=== | ||
| + | *I'm a pervert. I have many, many fetishes, including BDSM, anal sex, panties, scatophilia, etc. | ||
| + | *My penis is very small. It's only four and a half inches when fully erect. The average size for my age is six inches, meaning I'm an inch and a half too small. | ||
| + | *It takes me a very long time to orgasm (somewhere around an hour or more). Rarely I can manage to do it in around twenty minutes, but only if I'm not distracted by anything, and I have to be really, really horny. | ||
| + | *I do not like vaginas. They are gross. | ||
| + | *I'm not gay, but I ''would'' like to be done up teh butt by a chick with a strap-on. | ||
| + | *At one point, I wanted to be a chick, but then decided not to because I was afraid of periods and childbirth. | ||
| + | *I'm a transvestite. | ||
| + | *I like Anna way too much to even be comfortable and I don't know how to take 'no' for a fucking answer. | ||
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| + | ===Spiritually=== | ||
| + | *Despite being a Christian, I sin like, all the time. Stealing, lying, cheating, etc. | ||
| + | *Often when I'm praying, I ramble on and on aboot stuff. Plus, I talk to God ''exactly'' like I talk to my friends, and saying "and like..." and "and stuff" all the time. | ||
| + | *Also I'm probably not praying correctly anyway. | ||
| + | *I get pissed off easily by people who are ''overly''-religious, like Christians who say Halloween, Pokémon, jackin' off, video games, etcetera are against God. I often flame those kinds of people. | ||
| + | *Most of my friends are atheists, I think. I don't know, I haven't really asked many people what religion they are. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===Abnormal Non-Problematic Stuff / Stuff Wrong With My Family=== | ||
| + | *I sometimes practice cryokinesis and tai-chi/qi-gong/whatever. | ||
| + | *Some people claim that I'm really smart. It's obvious that I'm not, though. | ||
| + | *I have an evil/abusive Mom and stepdad. | ||
| + | *Nanny has high blood pressure, so I may inherit that someday. I most likely will. | ||
| + | *My mom has only two teeth. I think they might be fake. | ||
| + | *My dad used to be an alchoholic. I'll probably inherit that, too. | ||
| + | *He also has problems with several organs, so yeah I'm screwed. | ||
Revision as of 06:20, 25 June 2009
A currently incomplete list of things that are wrong with Nick, divided up into five categories. Enjoy.
Contents |
Physically
- I have cramps in my foot every once in a while. I think it's like, once a month or so, but that's just an estimate.
- Occasionally I have cramps in other body parts, too, such as my neck and back.
- I have acne on my forehead, as well as a bit on my legs, arms, face, etc.
- A shower door fell on my left foot a long time ago, crushing my big toe, so the toenail there is all gross and yellow and tender.
- I'm very weak. I can't lift much weight at all. I can barely lift my one cat, Grayson.
- Ummm, I'm ugly.
- I have very low stamina, and can't run for very long. A few seconds at most, and then I need a loooooooong break.
- I am unable to hold my breath for more than around 17 seconds (my record). I have very bad lung capacity, presumably from smoking pot, or from secondhand tobacco smoke.
- On certain days, I have uncontrollable coughing fits. This is only on some days. There's no pattern, as far as I know. Apparently is has something to do with postnasal drip, because I keep coughing up mucus. It's really gross.
- I have a scar on my right hand from this one time at an amusement park when I touched the side of this huge slide while I was going down it, and the friction ripped some skin off.
- I wear glasses for being nearsighted. Apparently my vision has gotten even worse since I started wearing them.
- I often have back pains.
- This one time I walked 0.41 miles on this exercise machine thingy, and for at least three days afterward, my one leg was in a great deal of pain, and I was limping. Also I almost passed out.
- My voice sucks. It's all monotone and stuff.
- My fingers and toes are crooked.
Mentally
- I am failing all my school subjects, even Bible somehow. It is on purpose for the most part.
- I have been diagnosed with ADD.
- I'm writing a list of stuff that's wrong with me.
- I believe that Kentucky Don't Exist.
- Most of my friends believe I have Asperger's syndrome. I'm pretty sure I do, too. No, you don't. YES I DO.
- I'm afraid of many, many things, mostly stupid stuff that nobody else in teh universe would be afraid of.
- I'm stupid. I have some common sense, but not much. I also lack knowledge of pop culture, everyday terms, and lots of other stuff. I plan to keep it that way.
- I can't stand certain noises, such as vacuums or styrofoam.
- A lot of materials in clothing I can't stand, either. So I only wear loose-fitting, smooth clothes.
- I'm a hypochondriac.
- I talk to myself a lot. But in my defense, it's usually because I'm roleplaying and I don't have anyone to roleplay with, so I do it with myself.
- I have lots of obsessions, most of which only last a brief time, and then I move on to a new obsession.
- I have what my family calls "selective memory", I can sometimes remember stuff like TMBG, Bonus Stage, etcetera, but am unable to remember school-type stuff.
- I am good at following specific directions, but if they're vague or if I'm given options, I'll be completely lost, and stand there looking stupid and clueless until someone helps me.
Emotionally
- I am more feminine than masculine.
- I cry a lot. Though if there's people around I don't do it out loud.
- I'm a sissy/wimp/coward, etc. and I have a very low tolerance for pain.
- For some reason, my feelings have been hurt only three times in my entire life.
- I'm generally apathetic aboot things that have nothing to do with me or Anna.
- I like cats more than most humans.
- I succumb to jealousy.
- I get really pissed off easily, to the point where I pick up whatever object is lying around and bash people in the head with it. This usually only happens with Mom.
Sexually
- I'm a pervert. I have many, many fetishes, including BDSM, anal sex, panties, scatophilia, etc.
- My penis is very small. It's only four and a half inches when fully erect. The average size for my age is six inches, meaning I'm an inch and a half too small.
- It takes me a very long time to orgasm (somewhere around an hour or more). Rarely I can manage to do it in around twenty minutes, but only if I'm not distracted by anything, and I have to be really, really horny.
- I do not like vaginas. They are gross.
- I'm not gay, but I would like to be done up teh butt by a chick with a strap-on.
- At one point, I wanted to be a chick, but then decided not to because I was afraid of periods and childbirth.
- I'm a transvestite.
- I like Anna way too much to even be comfortable and I don't know how to take 'no' for a fucking answer.
Spiritually
- Despite being a Christian, I sin like, all the time. Stealing, lying, cheating, etc.
- Often when I'm praying, I ramble on and on aboot stuff. Plus, I talk to God exactly like I talk to my friends, and saying "and like..." and "and stuff" all the time.
- Also I'm probably not praying correctly anyway.
- I get pissed off easily by people who are overly-religious, like Christians who say Halloween, Pokémon, jackin' off, video games, etcetera are against God. I often flame those kinds of people.
- Most of my friends are atheists, I think. I don't know, I haven't really asked many people what religion they are.
Abnormal Non-Problematic Stuff / Stuff Wrong With My Family
- I sometimes practice cryokinesis and tai-chi/qi-gong/whatever.
- Some people claim that I'm really smart. It's obvious that I'm not, though.
- I have an evil/abusive Mom and stepdad.
- Nanny has high blood pressure, so I may inherit that someday. I most likely will.
- My mom has only two teeth. I think they might be fake.
- My dad used to be an alchoholic. I'll probably inherit that, too.
- He also has problems with several organs, so yeah I'm screwed.
