User:Nick Bate

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-	[[Image:Nick.jpg|thumb|This is me.]]	+	[[Image:Nick.jpg|thumb|300px|This is me. I'm ugly.]]
-	I am Nick Bate, doer of things, reaper of awesomeness. Fear me, citizens of Earth, for I am the cryokinetic master who will freeze your hearts over with my ice-cold shards of love! That chilling analogy was really lame. I should never, ever say that again. What am I, like, some ice-elemental boss fight from a Final Fantasy game? Jeez.	+	[[Image:Hairless_Nick.JPG|thumb|This is the reason I grow my hair out.]]
		+	[[Image:Nick_without_glasses.JPG|thumb|Me, before the glasses. Still ugly as hell.]]
		+	I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! You must bow down to the Almighty Bunghole! I come here to bring your people TP!
	=====Illegible Objects=====		=====Illegible Objects=====
-	#[[:Category:Fanfiction by Nick Bate|Fanfiction]]	+	#[[Chat Logs|My bunghole, it speaks loud!]]
-	#[[Nick Bate's Playlist Shufflin' Adventures]]	+	#[[The Panties of Doom|You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!]]
-	#[[The Panties of Doom]]	+	#[[Nick's Character Biographies|Nicaragua! Agua for my bunghole!]]
		+	#[[The Further Adventures of Nick Bate|You are a bunghole, and so am I. There will be more bungholes after me!]]
	=====Projects=====		=====Projects=====
-	#[[Bonus Stage OST]]	+	#[[Some SKF Stuff|I would hate for my bungholio to get polio.]]
-	#[[HMB: The Album]]	+
-	#[[Podcast Collection '06]]	+
-	#[[Podcast Collection '07]]	+
-	#[[SKF: The Game]]	+
-	#[[Some SKF Stuff]]	+
-	#[[Superfueled Freaksickle]]	+
	=====Info=====		=====Info=====
-	#[[Stuff That Pisses Nick Off]]	+	#[[Nick's CD Collection|There will be TP for every man.]]
-	#[[Stuff That's Wrong With Nick]]	+	#[[Stuff That Pisses Nick Off|You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!]]
-	#[[A List of Nick's Friends]]	+	#[[Stuff That's Wrong With Nick|I need crappuccino for my bunghole!]]
-		+	#[[A List of Crimes Nick Has Committed|Would you like to see my portfolio?]]
-	=====A List Of Crimes I've Committed=====	+	#[[A List of Nick's Friends|I have a portfolio in my bunghole, with my óleo!]]
-	*Theft	+	#[[A List of Things Nick Will Never Say|I need piccata for my bunghole!]]
-	*Terroristic threats	+	#[[Things Nick Loves Aboot Anna|Come out with your pants down!]]
-	*Smoking marijuana	+
-	*Assault	+
-	*Vandalism	+
-	*Stalking	+
-	*Sexual harrassment	+
-	*Piracy	+
-	*Illegal downloading	+
-	*Slander	+
-	*Truancy	+
-	*Possession and dissemination of child pornography	+
-	*Porn in general (I'm under 18)	+
-	*Corruption of minors	+
-	*Attempted murder	+
-	*Obstruction of justice	+
-	*Conspiracy	+
-	*Voyeurism	+
-	*Eavesdropping	+
-	*Copyright infringement	+
-	*Plagiarism	+

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Current revision as of 09:33, 31 August 2024

I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! You must bow down to the Almighty Bunghole! I come here to bring your people TP!

[edit] Illegible Objects

1. My bunghole, it speaks loud!
2. You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!
3. Nicaragua! Agua for my bunghole!
4. You are a bunghole, and so am I. There will be more bungholes after me!

[edit] Projects

1. I would hate for my bungholio to get polio.

[edit] Info

1. There will be TP for every man.
2. You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!
3. I need crappuccino for my bunghole!
4. Would you like to see my portfolio?
5. I have a portfolio in my bunghole, with my óleo!
6. I need piccata for my bunghole!
7. Come out with your pants down!