Stuff That's Wrong With Nick
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*Despite being a Christian, I sin like, all the time. Stealing, lying, cheating, etc. | *Despite being a Christian, I sin like, all the time. Stealing, lying, cheating, etc. | ||
*Often when I'm praying, I ramble on and on aboot stuff. Plus, I talk to God ''exactly'' like I talk to my friends, and saying "and like..." and "and stuff" all the time. | *Often when I'm praying, I ramble on and on aboot stuff. Plus, I talk to God ''exactly'' like I talk to my friends, and saying "and like..." and "and stuff" all the time. | ||
| + | *Also I'm probably not praying correctly anyway. | ||
Revision as of 23:48, 8 June 2007
A currently incomplete list of things that are wrong with Nick, divided up into five categories. Enjoy.
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Physically
- I have cramps in my foot every once in a while. I think it's like, once a month or so, but that's just an estimate.
- I have acne on my forehead, as well as a bit on my legs, arms, face, etc.
- A shower door fell on my left foot a long time ago, crushing my big toe, so the toenail there is all gross and yellow and tender.
- I'm very weak. I can't lift much weight at all. I can barely lift my one cat, Grayson.
- Ummm, I'm ugly.
- I have very low stamina, and can't run for very long. A few seconds at most, and then I need a loooooooong break.
- I am unable to hold my breath for more than around 17 seconds (my record). I have very bad lung capacity, presumably from smoking pot, or from secondhand tobacco smoke.
Mentally
- I am failing all my school subjects, even Bible somehow. It is on purpose for the most part.
- I have been diagnosed with ADD.
- I'm writing a list of stuff that's wrong with me.
- I believe that Kentucky Don't Exist.
- Most of my friends believe I have Asperger's syndrome. I'm pretty sure I do, too.
- I'm afraid of many, many things, including bathing.
- I'm stupid. I have some common sense, but not much. I also lack knowledge of pop culture, everyday terms, and lots of other stuff. I plan to keep it that way.
Emotionally
- I am more feminine than masculine.
- I cry a lot. Though if there's people around I don't do it out loud.
- I'm a sissy/wimp/coward, etc. and I have a very low tolerance for pain.
- For some reason, my feelings have been hurt only three times in my entire life.
- I'm generally apathetic aboot things that have nothing to do with me or Anna.
Sexually
- I'm a pervert. I have many, many fetishes, including BDSM, anal sex, panties, scatophilia, etc.
- My penis is very small. It's only four and a half inches when fully erect. The average size for my age is six inches, meaning I'm an inch and a half too small.
- It takes me a very long time to orgasm (somewhere around an hour or more). Rarely I can manage to do it in around twenty minutes, but only if I'm not distracted by anything, and I have to be really, really horny.
- I do not like vaginas. They are gross.
- I'm not gay, but I would like to be done up teh butt by a chick with a strap-on.
Spiritually
- Despite being a Christian, I sin like, all the time. Stealing, lying, cheating, etc.
- Often when I'm praying, I ramble on and on aboot stuff. Plus, I talk to God exactly like I talk to my friends, and saying "and like..." and "and stuff" all the time.
- Also I'm probably not praying correctly anyway.
